Dudley's dungeon

What do you want to 
eat? k - a tin"You know salmon, Sarge," said Nobby.
"It is a fish of which I am aware, yes."
"You know they sell kind of slices of it in tins..."
"So I am given to understand, yes."
"Weell...how come all the tins are the same size?  Salmon
gets thinner at both ends."
"Interesting point, Nobby.  I think-"
        [ Soul Music, by Terry Pratchett ]

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