Dudley's dungeon
Monday, 10 October, 2005 |
by Lawful ihope |
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h - a of Wikipedia
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Read what? h This book is extremely interesting. You edit a few pages.
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3000 years later...
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You finish reading. & "Hello again Dudley!" i - a stamped labeled TELLME
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Average rating: Fair Number of ratings: 13
Comments
Jack Simth |
October 10, 2005 07:14
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First comment: 3 January, 2005 |
59 comments written |
Now how does Dudley manage to survive 3000 years of sitting in place in the Dungeons of Doom? What with the starvation and wandering monsters, seems like he'd be interrupted... |
A Random Complainer |
October 10, 2005 07:50
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First comment: 10 October, 2005 |
1 comments written |
> One of my first :-)
And it shows. |
jemarch |
October 10, 2005 10:46
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First comment: 10 October, 2005 |
14 comments written |
Not quite funny. |
L |
October 10, 2005 13:56
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First comment: 10 February, 2005 |
285 comments written |
You need to know two things to get this one:
1) What Wikipedia is.
2) What a "TELLME" is. (Clue: it's about the Usenet .) |
Larnde Solen |
October 10, 2005 14:46
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First comment: 18 February, 2005 |
14 comments written |
I think I get the first, but I've not heard of TELLME... |
Kernigh |
October 10, 2005 18:24
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First comment: 6 April, 2005 |
349 comments written |
Wow! Dudley read Wikipedia in only 3000 years! (That is more than 20000 turns, no?)
# revised rating script
1 $x := comic.theme
2 if $x matches "pure nethack" then goto 8
3 if $x matches "monty py_thon" then { rate excellent, finish }
4 rate poor
5 $a := comic.author
6 postcomment (4d2 < 3) ? "$a is bad" : "not funny"
7 finish
8 if $x matches "efembe" then { rate poor, finish }
9 rate excellent, finish |
shel |
October 10, 2005 19:18
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First comment: 19 August, 2005 |
107 comments written |
E-mail the Usenet with "tellme" or somesuch in the subject line, and eventually it'll reply back with the answer. It used to, anyway. What that has to do with Wikipedia I do not know.
Also line 9 is never reached, there |
shel |
October 10, 2005 19:22
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First comment: 19 August, 2005 |
107 comments written |
wait, yes it is. |
Fathead |
July 18, 2006 20:31
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
Meh, I like it: It has much in common with certain off-the-wall Garfield cartoons. |
Grognor |
April 16, 2007 08:53
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
I don't understand. |
Grognor |
June 6, 2007 20:40
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
I think I get it now. Dudley read (and by the NetHack rules, thus memorized) all of Wikipedia, and now people are mailing him for advice on things. Is that right? |
Squeegy |
August 6, 2007 06:52
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First comment: 6 August, 2007 |
17 comments written |
No no no, Dudley read all of Wikipedia, so he knows everything and is therefore the Internet . |
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