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Tuesday, 11 October, 2005 by L
                    
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@ "Today's Theme: If NetHack had an arcade-style attract mode..."
                    
   PLAY  NNETHACK   
                    
 SCORE ADVANCE TABLE
                    
                    
                    
                    
 INSERT CREDIT(S)   
                    
   PLAY  NNETHACK   
                    
 SCORE ADVANCE TABLE
                    
 $  --   1 POINT    
                    
                    
 INSERT CREDIT(S)   
                    
   PLAY  NNETHACK @ 
                    
 SCORE ADVANCE TABLE
                    
 $  --   1 POINT    
 *  --   ?? POINTS  
                    
 INSERT CREDIT(S)   
@ "Hey, what's this?
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   PLAY  NNETHACK   
                    
 SCORE ADVANCE TABLE
                    
 $  --   1 POINT    
 *  --   ?? POINTS  
 "  --   WIN GAME   
 INSERT CREDIT(S)   
@ "There seem to be one too many N's here!"
        YN@T A      
     PLA NEH  CK    
                    
 SCORE ADVANCE TABLE
                    
 $  --   1 POINT    
 *  --   ?? POINTS  
 "  --   WIN GAME   
 INSERT CREDIT(S)   
@ "...Not that I'm complaining, mind! Heh."


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Lawful ihope October 11, 2005 00:30
First comment: 7 June, 2005 29 comments written
?
acheron October 11, 2005 01:35
First comment: 1 June, 2004 63 comments written
what? i don't get it.
Nameles October 11, 2005 02:58
First comment: 11 October, 2005 1 comments written
Err... I also do not get it.
Nobody Special October 11, 2005 03:47
First comment: 8 June, 2005 118 comments written
Apparently, the monsters took issue with Dudley's questioning their spelling.
Kernigh October 11, 2005 04:07
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
Wow, I can fight letters of the alphabet in this game! Where do I insert my zorkmidA metal of characteristic yellow colour, the most precious
metal used as a common commercial medium of exchange. Symbol,
Au; at. no. 79; at. wt. 197.2. It is the most malleable
and ductile of all metals, and very heavy (sp. gr., 19.3).
It is quite unalterable by heat, moisture, and most
corrosive agents, and therefore well suited for its use in
coin and jewelry.
[ Webster's New International Dictionary
         of the English Language, Second Edition ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
?
nothingxs October 11, 2005 06:07
First comment: 21 July, 2004 13 comments written
AHAHAHA. holy crap this one is great. :D
jemarch October 11, 2005 10:01
First comment: 10 October, 2005 14 comments written
Funny!
L October 11, 2005 14:09
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
Sigh...
http://images.webmagic.com/klov.com/screens/S/vSpace_Invaders.png
...well, anyways...
Mantar October 11, 2005 21:58
First comment: 17 June, 2004 197 comments written
This is the best strip in ages! I totally want to hack together a nethack frontend with an attract mode now.
Some blinking text, maybe have some lowercase h's chasing an @ across the bottom of the screen, grab a couple snippets from my .ttyrec files and play them back. LOL.
I feel sorry for the folks who don't get the joke. I guess they just missed out on the mega awesome experience of the arcades. Kids these days just don't know what's rad, I tells yaThe arrow of choice of the samurai, ya are made of very
straight bamboo, and are tipped with hardened steel.

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. (Hey! Get off my lawn!)
Nifrith October 11, 2005 23:45
First comment: 25 April, 2005 18 comments written
Would have been awesome if Dudley walked over and just picked up the amulet"The complete Amulet can keep off all the things that make
people unhappy -- jealousy, bad temper, pride, disagreeableness,
greediness, selfishness, laziness. Evil spirits, people called
them when the Amulet was made. Don't you think it would be nice
to have it?"
"Very," said the children, quite without enthusiasm.
"And it can give you strength and courage."
"That's better," said Cyril.
"And virtue."
"I suppose it's nice to have that," said Jane, but not with much
interest.
"And it can give you your heart's desire."
"Now you're talking," said Robert.
        [ The Story of the Amulet, by Edith Nesbit ]

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, heh.
acheron October 11, 2005 23:52
First comment: 1 June, 2004 63 comments written
well, yes, I got that it was supposed to be the starting screen of an arcade game.. just didn't get if there was a joke.
Fathead July 18, 2006 20:32
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
YaThe arrow of choice of the samurai, ya are made of very
straight bamboo, and are tipped with hardened steel.

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goofballs! :)
1338h4x September 24, 2006 03:54
First comment: 19 September, 2006 102 comments written
The best part is that you can circumvent death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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by inserting another coin to continue!
Grognor April 16, 2007 08:56
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Yay! A funny one.

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