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Friday, 7 October, 2005 by shel
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@ "Come on, Concorde!"
You are almost hit  
by an arrowI shot an arrow into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;
For, so swiftly it flew, the sight
Could not follow it in its flight.

I breathed a song into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;
For who has sight so keen and strong
That it can follow the flight of song?

Long, long afterward, in an oak
I found the arrow still unbroke;
And the song, from beginning to end,
I found again in the heart of a friend.
        [ The Arrow and the Song,
         by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow ]

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u "Message for you, sir..."
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@ "Concorde! Concorde!"
You have a sad feeling for a moment...
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u "Um, I'm not quite dead sir."
...then it passes.


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Potman October 7, 2005 07:24
First comment: 17 June, 2005 8 comments written
Heh, a Monty PythonNow the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field
which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea,
hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of
the trees of the garden: but of the fruit of the tree which is
in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of
it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. And the serpent
said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: for God doth
know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be
opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. And
when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it
was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one
wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also
unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

And the Lord God said unto the woman, What is this that thou
hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I
did eat. And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou
hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above
every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and
dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: And I will put
enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her
seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
        [ Genesis 3:1-6,13-15 ]

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reference.

I sense... that there will be more.
Jonas October 7, 2005 08:02
First comment: 15 July, 2005 24 comments written
IDGI.
(I Don't Get It.)
chlorine October 7, 2005 08:20
First comment: 7 October, 2005 1 comments written
That one actually make me laugh out loud!
(jonas, you have to have seen Monty PythonNow the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field
which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea,
hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of
the trees of the garden: but of the fruit of the tree which is
in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of
it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. And the serpent
said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: for God doth
know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be
opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. And
when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it
was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one
wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also
unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

And the Lord God said unto the woman, What is this that thou
hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I
did eat. And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou
hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above
every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and
dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: And I will put
enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her
seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
        [ Genesis 3:1-6,13-15 ]

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's holy Grail to understand this one)
Megana October 7, 2005 11:04
First comment: 10 January, 2005 18 comments written
As long as they are as funny as this one I wouldn't mind some more MP references :p
L October 7, 2005 17:29
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
Hey, anyone up to writing a wiki entry for Dudley's Dungeon?

It's not for Wikipedia (D'sD is a little too... esoteric for it) but for this specialist webcomic wiki called Comixpedia.Org:

http://www.comixpedia.org/index.php?title=Dudley%27s_Dungeon&action=edit
Kernigh October 9, 2005 03:24
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
# attempt to reverse-engineer the rating system
1 $x := comic.theme
2 if $x matches "pure nethack" then { rate excellent, finish }
3 if $x matches "monty pythonNow the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field
which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea,
hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of
the trees of the garden: but of the fruit of the tree which is
in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of
it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. And the serpent
said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: for God doth
know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be
opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. And
when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it
was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one
wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also
unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

And the Lord God said unto the woman, What is this that thou
hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I
did eat. And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou
hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above
every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and
dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: And I will put
enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her
seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
        [ Genesis 3:1-6,13-15 ]

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" then { rate excellent, finish }
4 rate poor
5 $a = comic.author
6 postcomment "I hate $a"
7 finish
Kernigh October 9, 2005 05:09
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
Initial version available:
http://www.comixpedia.org/index.php/Dudley's_Dungeon
Fathead July 18, 2006 20:28
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
I didn't get it, but I liked it....
Grognor April 16, 2007 08:52
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Concord is a man, not a horseKing Richard III: A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!
Catesby: Withdraw, my lord; I'll help you to a horse.
King Richard III: Slave, I have set my life upon a cast,
And I will stand the hazard of the die:
I think there be six Richmonds in the field;
Five have I slain to-day instead of him.
A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!
        [ King Richard III, by William Shakespeare ]

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Seraphim December 4, 2007 21:33
First comment: 4 December, 2007 4 comments written
True, but Concorde also has two coconut-shell halves, and is the sound of the horseKing Richard III: A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!
Catesby: Withdraw, my lord; I'll help you to a horse.
King Richard III: Slave, I have set my life upon a cast,
And I will stand the hazard of the die:
I think there be six Richmonds in the field;
Five have I slain to-day instead of him.
A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!
        [ King Richard III, by William Shakespeare ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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, and is carrying all of Lancelot's stuff like a pack animal... so choosing a u fits, I think.

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