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Wednesday, 9 May, 2007 by Edrobot
                    
                    
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@ "Well folks, We're back to our old routine!" 
                    
                    
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d "Although we will continue to strive for comedic goldA metal of characteristic yellow colour, the most precious
metal used as a common commercial medium of exchange. Symbol,
Au; at. no. 79; at. wt. 197.2. It is the most malleable
and ductile of all metals, and very heavy (sp. gr., 19.3).
It is quite unalterable by heat, moisture, and most
corrosive agents, and therefore well suited for its use in
coin and jewelry.
[ Webster's New International Dictionary
         of the English Language, Second Edition ]

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d "...we will also continue to rehash older jokes without shame!" 
                    
                    
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@ "Just the way you like it!" 
                    
                    
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@ "Speaking of which, what IS today's punchline?" 
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 |     Dudley     | 
 |  Killed by a   | 
 |      Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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