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Monday, 1 January, 2007 by Nameless
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@ "Phew! I've escaped Gehen-
nom! (And nothing even remotely a-
musing happened while doing so.)" 
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@ "I've killed Rod-
ney and the High Priest[...] For the two priests were talking exactly like priests,
piously, with learning and leisure, about the most aerial
enigmas of theology. The little Essex priest spoke the more
simply, with his round face turned to the strengthening stars;
the other talked with his head bowed, as if he were not even
worthy to look at them. But no more innocently clerical
conversation could have been heard in any white Italian cloister
or black Spanish cathedral. The first he heard was the tail of
one of Father Brown's sentences, which ended: "... what they
really meant in the Middle Ages by the heavens being
incorruptible." The taller priest nodded his bowed head and
said: "Ah, yes, these modern infidels appeal to their reason;
but who can look at those millions of worlds and not feel that
there may well be wonderful universes above us where reason is
utterly unreasonable?"
        [ The Innocence of Father Brown, by G.K. Chesterton ]

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NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., retrieved the amulet"The complete Amulet can keep off all the things that make
people unhappy -- jealousy, bad temper, pride, disagreeableness,
greediness, selfishness, laziness. Evil spirits, people called
them when the Amulet was made. Don't you think it would be nice
to have it?"
"Very," said the children, quite without enthusiasm.
"And it can give you strength and courage."
"That's better," said Cyril.
"And virtue."
"I suppose it's nice to have that," said Jane, but not with much
interest.
"And it can give you your heart's desire."
"Now you're talking," said Robert.
        [ The Story of the Amulet, by Edith Nesbit ]

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@ "I even got a free set of steak knives." 
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@ "All things considered, it was pretty anticlimatic." 
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@ "... TOO anticlimatic" 
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@ "Er... hi guys."
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Dav January 1, 2007 07:15
First comment: 26 June, 2004 147 comments written
I think I've seen enough strips where the punchline is just a bunch of powerful monsters.
Patashu@hotmail.com January 1, 2007 11:15
First comment: 23 June, 2006 18 comments written
Totally expected.
A January 1, 2007 18:48
First comment: 24 October, 2006 70 comments written
Too much text in some of the boxes, it overflows. And I agree with Dav.
flatluigi January 1, 2007 20:38
First comment: 23 November, 2006 28 comments written
Eh. My question was funnier than this.

"Which character represents a corridor, or iron bars, or a treeI think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.
A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the earth's sweet flowing breast;
A tree that looks at God all day,
And lifts her leafy arms to pray;
A tree that may in Summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;
Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain.
Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a tree.
        [ Trees - Joyce Kilmer ]

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NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., or possibly a kitchen sink (if your dungeon has sinks), or a drawbridge?"
Fathead January 3, 2007 16:04
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Sooo, are we nearing the third anniversary?
Grognor April 21, 2007 23:32
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
*dies*
  April 27, 2008 17:41
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Now, Dudley, take one step back...
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