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Monday, 12 December, 2005 by a fan
                    
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& "Welcome, Mr Dudley! I hope your flight was alright. Please take a seat." 
                    
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@ "Thank you."
& "No, thank YOU Mr Dudley for taking time off from your busy schedule." 
                    
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& "But let us get straight to business." 
                    
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& "As you know, we are going to make a real Hollywood movie out of your adventures." 
                    
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@ "Oh yes. And can I ask who is going to play me?"
& "Right now, Hugh Gr—" 
                    
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& "Never mind that, Mr Dudley. Instead, we would like to ask for your help." 
                    
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& "You see, not everything works in Hollywood."
@ "What do you mean?" 
                    
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& "Well, there is the killing, the slashing, the smashing and the chopping. And no plot to speak of." 
                    
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& "Which is all marvellous stuff. But one thing makes it very hard for us to make the film." 
                    
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@ "And that is?"
& "Well, to be honest..." 
                    
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& "...your world is like one designed and developed by some sort of secluded computer nerds." 
                    
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@ "What on earth are you suggesting?" 
                    
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& "Oh, we are not suggesting anything, Mr Dudley. We would just like to know..." 
                    
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& "...where does the future Mrs Dudley come into the picture?" 
                    
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@ "Who???" 
                    
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& "We've already got Kirsten Dunst signed up for the part."
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Aeschylus December 12, 2005 00:08
First comment: 2 December, 2005 22 comments written
Whee! I caught up!
So would Kirsten Dunst be a succubusThe incubus and succubus are male and female versions of the
same demon, one who lies with a human for its own purposes,
usually to the detriment of the mortals who are unwise in
their dealings with them.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. or a waterDay after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.

Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, everywhere
Nor any drop to drink.
        [ The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, by Samuel Taylor
         Coleridge ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. nymphA female creature from Roman and Greek mythology, the nymph
occupied rivers, forests, ponds, etc. A nymph's beauty is
beyond words: an ever-young woman with sleek figure and
long, thick hair, radiant skin and perfect teeth, full lips
and gentle eyes. A nymph's scent is delightful, and her
long robe glows, hemmed with golden threads and embroidered
with rainbow hues of unearthly magnificence. A nymph's
demeanour is graceful and charming, her mind quick and witty.

"Theseus felt her voice pulling him down into fathoms of
sleep.        The song was the skeleton of his dream, and the dream
was full of terror. Demon girls were after him, and a bull-
man was goring him. Everywhere there was blood. There was
pain. There was fear.        But his head was in the nymph's lap
and her musk was about him, her voice weaving the dream. He
knew then that she had been sent to tell him of something
dreadful that was to happen to him later. Her song was a
warning. But she had brought him a new kind of joy, one that
made him see everything differently. The boy, who was to
become a hero, suddenly knew then what most heroes learn
later -- and some too late -- that joy blots suffering and
that the road to nymphs is beset by monsters."
[ The Minotaur by Bernard Evslin ]

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Nameless December 12, 2005 03:10
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
Comic... too... long... attention... fading... aargh...
giovans December 12, 2005 09:55
First comment: 12 December, 2005 4 comments written
Mrs Dudley starts bashing the chestDantes rapidly cleared away the earth around the chest. Soon
the center lock appeared, then the handles at each end, all
delicately wrought in the manner of that period when art made
precious even the basest of metals. He took the chest by the
two handles and tried to lift it, but it was impossible. He
tried to open it; it was locked. He inserted the sharp end
of his pickaxe between the chest and the lid and pushed down
on the handle. The lid creaked, then flew open.
Dantes was seized with a sort of giddy fever. He cocked his
gun and placed it beside him. The he closed his eyes like a
child, opened them and stood dumbfounded.
The chest was divided into three compartments. In the first
were shining gold coins. In the second, unpolished gold
ingots packed in orderly stacks. From the third compartment,
which was half full, Dantes picked up handfuls of diamonds,
pearls and rubies. As they fell through his fingers in a
glittering cascade, they gave forth the sound of hail beating
against the windowpanes.
        [ The Count of Monte Cristo, by Alexandre Dumas ]

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A nail of Mrs Dudley get broken.
Mrs Dudley starts crying.
jemarch December 12, 2005 11:32
First comment: 10 October, 2005 14 comments written
huh
fh439 December 12, 2005 16:27
First comment: 12 December, 2005 1 comments written
l'amuse
Fathead July 19, 2006 19:53
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Sooo... Dunst is a computer nerd, then?1
Fathead April 17, 2007 04:57
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Gssssh.
Grognor June 9, 2007 05:23
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
That's SUPPOSED TO BE ME.
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