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& "Welcome, Mr Dudley! I hope your flight was alright. Please take a seat."
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& "No, thank YOU Mr Dudley for taking time off from your busy schedule."
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& "But let us get straight to business."
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& "As you know, we are going to make a real Hollywood movie out of your adventures."
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@ "Oh yes. And can I ask who is going to play me?"
& "Right now, Hugh Gr—"
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& "Never mind that, Mr Dudley. Instead, we would like to ask for your help."
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& "You see, not everything works in Hollywood."
@ "What do you mean?"
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& "Well, there is the killing, the slashing, the smashing and the chopping. And no plot to speak of."
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& "Which is all marvellous stuff. But one thing makes it very hard for us to make the film."
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@ "And that is?"
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& "...your world is like one designed and developed by some sort of secluded computer nerds."
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@ "What on earth are you suggesting?"
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& "Oh, we are not suggesting anything, Mr Dudley. We would just like to know..."
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& "...where does the future Mrs Dudley come into the picture?"
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& "We've already got Kirsten Dunst signed up for the part."
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