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Tuesday, 22 February, 2005 by Tiny k
                    
                    
                    
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quaff what? j 
                    
                    
                    
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j - a blessed potionPOTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be
potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage,
although even they find it palatable only when suffering
from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it
is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent
ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all
countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the
invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this
general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the
preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific --
and without science we are as the snakes and toads.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. of polymorph
Become what kind of monster? 
                    
                    
                    
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@ "Now you will die Dudley!"
@ "Oh crap!" 
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
 /                \ 
 |     Dudley     | 
 |   killed by    | 
 |   dung flies   | 
 |    *  *  *     | 
 /\\_/(\/(/\)\//\/|
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Violist February 22, 2005 06:16
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Hmm.. this one went over my head...
Nameless February 22, 2005 06:57
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
Dudley polymorphed into 'crap' and was eaten by dung flies. Not that funny IMO.
Beowulf February 22, 2005 07:10
First comment: 8 January, 2005 114 comments written
When's Dion going to do another comic? I really miss the old Dudley ;)
Eskimo February 22, 2005 07:54
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
Don't complain, it's quite hard to get these right and people must be allowed to find the balance. Some strips work for you, some don't. I personally enjoy the true nethack related the most and don't care much for the odd physics related ones where you must have a major in xyz to get them :-). But others obviously do so I just live with'em.
freshme@ February 23, 2005 00:37
First comment: 4 January, 2005 67 comments written
I think the problem is the second @ confuses things. If it was anything but an @, it would be easy to follow what's happening.
Tiny k February 23, 2005 04:46
First comment: 23 February, 2005 1 comments written
I actually thought about putting "rodney" instead of an @ symbol because of the confusion, but Dion asked me to try to keep it as close to the game as possible. Sorry guys. Hope you like them though. :)
tiny k
Crawler February 23, 2005 14:53
First comment: 24 August, 2004 57 comments written
I liked it. There's a lot of potential in puting some classical jokes into Nethack context =)
What about some of the "three wishes" jokes?
Fathead April 20, 2006 03:53
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
http://www.varley9.freeserve.co.uk/jokes/am.htm

Look under "American version of a classic E.I.S. joke"
Grognor April 8, 2007 05:41
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Ha ha.
HK June 20, 2007 20:04
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Meh.
Newt King September 23, 2007 15:35
First comment: 23 September, 2007 2 comments written
Poop jokes just aren't funny, unless you're highly immature (or Jmesh).
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