Dudley's dungeon

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Tuesday, 23 December, 2008 by Newtkiller
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What do you want to read? a - a scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone,
With many a scalding tear and many a groan,
When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand,
Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand.
I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd
Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd--
I caught a finger: but the downward weight
O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate
The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst
The comfortable sun. I was athirst
To search the book, and in the warming air
Parted its dripping leaves with eager care.
Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on
My soul page after page, till well-nigh won
Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied,
I read these words, and read again, and tried
My eyes against the heavens, and read again.
        [ Endymion, by John Keats ]

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This is a scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone,
With many a scalding tear and many a groan,
When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand,
Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand.
I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd
Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd--
I caught a finger: but the downward weight
O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate
The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst
The comfortable sun. I was athirst
To search the book, and in the warming air
Parted its dripping leaves with eager care.
Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on
My soul page after page, till well-nigh won
Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied,
I read these words, and read again, and tried
My eyes against the heavens, and read again.
        [ Endymion, by John Keats ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed.  See license for details. of 
genocide.           
What monster do you 
want to genocide?   
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@ "Now I must think carefully... Liches are a powerful enemy." 
Wiped out all liches
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A cloudI wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.
        [ I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud, by William Wordsworth ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. of dust billows under the doors... 
You hear loud       
coughing...         
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@ "What the hell..." 
The dungeon         
collapses under the 
noise. You die...   
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  /   REST IN    \  
 /     PEACE      \ 
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|      Dudley      |
|   Killed by an   |
| allergic dungeon |
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Next time take a broom.

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@ December 23, 2008 01:13
First comment: 26 July, 2004 155 comments written
WTF
yichizhng@gmail.com December 23, 2008 01:22
First comment: 19 November, 2008 12 comments written
The liches turn into dust when genocided I guess, and the dungeon seems to be allergic and collapses, killing Dudley yet again.
Wellan December 23, 2008 02:19
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
Weird.
Antheridium December 23, 2008 04:03
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
This one is funny for the same reason that it's funny when you go to kick a cardboard box and a ninjaThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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yichizhng@gmail.com December 23, 2008 04:35
First comment: 19 November, 2008 12 comments written
And the ninjaThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. is holding a teddy bear.

And really, how would a broom help?
Nameless December 23, 2008 09:46
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
But on the other hand, it did wonders for Dudley's chicken pox.
  December 23, 2008 17:02
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Since no one else has mentioned it, capitalizing HACKEM MUCHE would have been muche better.
Astaranth December 23, 2008 17:24
First comment: 23 December, 2008 1 comments written
Liches turn to dust when killed, dust fills up dungeon causing inhabitants to being coughing uncontrollably, the resounding cataphony of the millions of coughs collapses dungeon from sonic vibrations.
gneek December 23, 2008 20:15
First comment: 18 January, 2008 159 comments written
Weird comic. But at least better than the previous one.
Newtkiller December 23, 2008 21:00
First comment: 28 October, 2008 127 comments written
Looking at the comments, I see The problems I saw at the last minute (capitalazing hackem muche, and thanks for the word joke). But I take it as a mesure for improvement. I'll be better next time.
Newtkiller December 23, 2008 21:01
First comment: 28 October, 2008 127 comments written
Looking at the comments, I see The problems I saw at the last minute (capitalazing hackem muche, and thanks for the word joke). But I take it as a mesure for improvement. I'll be better next time.
Newtkiller December 23, 2008 21:01
First comment: 28 October, 2008 127 comments written
Oops. Posted two times.
Newtkiller December 23, 2008 21:01
First comment: 28 October, 2008 127 comments written
Oops. Posted two times.
Newtkiller December 23, 2008 21:02
First comment: 28 October, 2008 127 comments written
That's weird.
Slowpoke December 26, 2008 18:27
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
That's wired.
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