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Friday, 17 October, 2008 by Eboreg
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@ "Ah nuts! A werewolf!"
You throw the Wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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of Death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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! The WoD breaks against the werewolf! |/-\.....| ||.|....@| |\-/.....| ###-........| ----------
@ "Wait, what?"
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@ "*sigh*, I've been playing too much Nethack Shootout."
And Wands of Light can be flash-bangs.


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Wellan October 17, 2008 00:50
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
You throw a wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
! The werewolf catches it! --More--
Fredil October 17, 2008 02:00
First comment: 17 April, 2008 26 comments written
Wellan, that would suck so much.
Quint Sakugarne October 17, 2008 02:01
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
Wellan's comment causes this comic to be related Excellent, even though it was only a Mediocre since I didn't get the joke.
Quint Sakugarne October 17, 2008 02:05
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
Actually, Wellan's comment is Excellently awesome, but it doesn't quite bump it up that high. I'll only rate it Fair.
G October 17, 2008 04:59
First comment: 5 October, 2005 82 comments written
Yeah. Points to Wellan
eue October 17, 2008 16:10
First comment: 17 October, 2008 7 comments written
Good, thanks to Wellan.
Grognor October 18, 2008 15:26
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
...but what about me?
Voghtoth October 18, 2008 17:00
First comment: 18 October, 2008 1 comments written
WoD - World of Darkness (the rpg)
Old version of it happens to have terribly broken werewolves.
Hence "the WoD breaks against the werewolf".
Eboreg October 18, 2008 21:23
First comment: 14 June, 2008 11 comments written
Hint: GRENADES

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