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Monday, 4 August, 2008 by Fredil
# a sink or a raised
drawbridge or a     
cloudI wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.
        [ I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud, by William Wordsworth ]

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(fuser) # |--------| ######-........| |...#@...| |d.......| |---+----| #
@ "Maybe it... fuses stuff together! Let's find out!"
You insert the      
blessed +7 Fire     
Brand.              
  #     |--------|  
  ######-d.......|  
        |...#@...|  
        |........|  
        |---+----|  
            #       
d "Dudley, shouldn't you have someone less prone to stupid accidents try it first?"
You insert the      
blessed +7 Fire     
Brand.              
  #     |--------|  
  ######-........|  
        |...#@...|  
        |d.......|  
        |---+----|  
            #       
@ "Shut up, Dogley."
You pull the switch!
You hear a BANG!    
h - 2 potions of    
waterDay after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.

Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, everywhere
Nor any drop to drink.
        [ The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, by Samuel Taylor
         Coleridge ]

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##d###-........| |...@....| |....v...| |---+----| #


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Average rating: Fair
Number of ratings: 14

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Wellan August 4, 2008 00:42
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
I don't quite get it. What reaction just happened?
Fredil August 4, 2008 00:54
First comment: 17 April, 2008 26 comments written
The fuser fused the Fire Brand and the Frost Brand.
Wonderer August 4, 2008 01:15
First comment: 22 March, 2007 106 comments written
Ummm...the explanation sounds OK. Unfortunately I sense a minor conflict between that and how the panels 2 & 3 actually appear.

Dogley's comment is pure goldA metal of characteristic yellow colour, the most precious
metal used as a common commercial medium of exchange. Symbol,
Au; at. no. 79; at. wt. 197.2. It is the most malleable
and ductile of all metals, and very heavy (sp. gr., 19.3).
It is quite unalterable by heat, moisture, and most
corrosive agents, and therefore well suited for its use in
coin and jewelry.
[ Webster's New International Dictionary
         of the English Language, Second Edition ]

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, though.
gneek August 4, 2008 02:18
First comment: 18 January, 2008 159 comments written
Frost Brand?
idontexist August 4, 2008 02:54
First comment: 19 July, 2008 35 comments written
G. Would be E except for the typo. I think most people will get it though. and for those who dont ITS A TYPO ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FIRE BRAND AND FROST BRAND!!
Slowpoke August 4, 2008 02:56
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
Yeah, I was guessing a typo even before Fredil's comment. I forgive most little typos, but not one that is central to a joke and should have been caught with a minimal proofread.
Arle August 4, 2008 03:29
First comment: 2 June, 2008 29 comments written
Great idea and execution, but the details just tend to bite one's backside.
@ August 4, 2008 18:23
First comment: 26 July, 2004 155 comments written
I don't get it. I KNOW about the frost brand- but where did the !oWaters come from? and is the steam vortexSwirling clouds of pure elemental energies, the vortices are
thought to be related to the larger elementals. Though the
vortices do no damage when touched, they are noted for being
able to envelop unwary travellers. The hapless fool thus
swallowed by a vortex will soon perish from exposure to the
element the vortex is composed of.

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armed with a fire/frost brand?
TK August 4, 2008 19:14
First comment: 11 August, 2007 69 comments written
I believe the fire brand melted the frost brand, making the waterDay after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.

Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, everywhere
Nor any drop to drink.
        [ The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, by Samuel Taylor
         Coleridge ]

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, and some of this waterDay after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.

Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, everywhere
Nor any drop to drink.
        [ The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, by Samuel Taylor
         Coleridge ]

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doused the fire brand, boiling off in the process to produce the steam.

Rated F, due to the incredibly inconvenient typo.
Antheridium August 4, 2008 20:34
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
I don't know what to say about this one.
Wellan August 4, 2008 21:23
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
That explains a lot. F.

It would have been E, too...
MadDawg2552 October 10, 2008 18:39
First comment: 6 October, 2008 69 comments written
As if a steam vortexSwirling clouds of pure elemental energies, the vortices are
thought to be related to the larger elementals. Though the
vortices do no damage when touched, they are noted for being
able to envelop unwary travellers. The hapless fool thus
swallowed by a vortex will soon perish from exposure to the
element the vortex is composed of.

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is even a real threat.

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