Dudley's dungeon

You see here a can  
of greaseANOINT, v.t.  To grease a king or other great functionary
already sufficiently slippery.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

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You see here a wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed.  I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death.  You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.'  There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet.  'Go!' said Gandalf.  With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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You dance! You sing!
You cover your hair 
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