Dudley's dungeon
Friday, 18 January, 2008 |
by Richante |
Cromwell casts Cone
of Cold!
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G "Prepare yourself, Rodney!"
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Cromwell zaps a
of digging.
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Oh no! It's using
the touch of !
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G "It'll take more than a touch of to kill me!"
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Oh no! It's using
a lot of !
Cromwell dies...
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@ "Flee, worthless wizards. You are powerless against my perfect stats and superiour items."
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Ogden gives you a
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@ "I"
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Apply what?
j - iron
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@ "HATE"
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You pull in the
!
D -
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@ "WIZARDS"
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Apply what?
E -
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@ "LIKE"
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Put in what?
D -
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@ "YOU!"
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You cast
lock!
Klunk!
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@ "That'll teach you to make your no-teleport!"
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@ "Moral of the story: It doesn't matter if you have good items or bad items..."
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The green
touches you! You
don't feel very well
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@ "...The RNG can kill you whenever it feels like it."
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Rating
Average rating: Good Number of ratings: 21
Comments
Slowpoke |
January 18, 2008 01:18
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First comment: 27 February, 2007 |
239 comments written |
The RNG can give you a rating of Poor whenever it feels like it. Thank you for reading. |
Wellan |
January 18, 2008 01:22
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First comment: 27 November, 2007 |
247 comments written |
That was rather odd. I did like it, though.
Problem: That's not a green , that's a ! |
gneek |
January 18, 2008 02:09
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First comment: 18 January, 2008 |
159 comments written |
The only part that I found funny was the " lock". |
Mordae |
January 18, 2008 03:16
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First comment: 11 May, 2007 |
116 comments written |
Earned a "G" for "Oh no! It's (sic) using a lot of !" Reminds me of the scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark where Dr. Jones has beaten up a bunch of guys, the dude with swords shows up, and Jones just shoots him and walks away. |
zem |
January 18, 2008 04:37
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First comment: 5 December, 2005 |
64 comments written |
one rng to rule them all! |
Slowpoke |
January 18, 2008 19:53
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First comment: 27 February, 2007 |
239 comments written |
I of course was kidding and have now given the comic the G it deserves. |
Grognor |
January 18, 2008 22:54
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
Bumped down to Good for "Cromwell dies..." instead of "Cromwell is killed!" and bumped down to fair for the lack of capital P when there was supposed to be a green . |
averin |
January 19, 2008 01:30
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First comment: 19 January, 2008 |
6 comments written |
the " lock" made me smile. |
uldivad9 |
January 19, 2008 02:04
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First comment: 19 January, 2008 |
1 comments written |
What if the P was out of the screen? |
Grognor |
January 19, 2008 02:31
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
Simple, it wasn't. We saw that portion of the screen. |
Antheridium |
January 19, 2008 18:14
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
I feel a little sorry for Rodney, getting turned into Shchroedinger's like that. But it was done in a very funny way and served as a perfect culmination of the story arc. In fact, the whole thing reminded me of a corny movie plot. Richante should go to hollywood, his ideas can't be any worse than the crap they're turning out now...
-. (You get an E for effort.) |
Maybe Troll? |
January 20, 2008 05:38
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First comment: 20 January, 2008 |
1 comments written |
And it's comments like this that caused the rash of Grognor impersonations. |
Grognor's Ghost |
January 20, 2008 12:12
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First comment: 20 January, 2008 |
6 comments written |
Who's to say THAT wasn't an impostor? |
Grognor |
January 21, 2008 10:04
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
That ridiculous popinjay hasn't so much as a modicum of the vocabularial braggodocio I myself am an exemplar of. He was clearly ImposterGrog. |
mec |
January 21, 2008 22:38
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First comment: 29 September, 2005 |
4 comments written |
Drop the last two panels, and "that'll teach you to make your non-teleport" would be a great punch line.
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TK |
January 27, 2008 18:43
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First comment: 11 August, 2007 |
69 comments written |
I agree; the last two panels superfluous; the strip would have been far funnier without them. |
Fathead |
February 5, 2008 19:33
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
That was...odd. |
Antheridium |
February 5, 2008 21:03
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
It needs the last two panels to close out the series, though. Without them, you'd be expecting another installment. |
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