Dudley's dungeon
Monday, 23 July, 2007 |
by SQLGuru |
You cast knock
A appears
in the wall!
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You cast knock
The unlocks!
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You hear a mumbled
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You open the
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You pick up the
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You pick up the
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######-.@%%%|
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You pick up the
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######-..@%%|
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You pick up the
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######-...@%|
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You pick up the
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Rating
Average rating: Fair Number of ratings: 23
Comments
Mikoangelo |
July 23, 2007 01:08
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First comment: 19 October, 2005 |
82 comments written |
What
The
Fuck? |
Wonderer |
July 23, 2007 02:25
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First comment: 22 March, 2007 |
106 comments written |
Right...
There is a variant of the tired and generally godawful knock-knock joke, which involves oranges and bananas. You can read it in the obvious place. Just search for '' on that .
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knock-knock_joke
But this version...is bad. It's mindbogglingly horrible. It completely misses the only part of the original joke which might be sort of funny in the very broadest meaning of that word. And then it's written with NetHack items and messages. The ironic part is that this could actually be a Joke That Doesn't Work In NetHack, unlike the previous ones which simply didn't work at all. OK, without the proper punchline this doesn't work anywhere either. Maybe the joke is that there's no real joke and on top of that it's told totally wrong. The use of NH gear is sort of clever, though...maybe...at least it hasn't been done before.
I'm stunned, confused and blinded by this strip. I refuse to rate it because it might wrap the rating variable and become excellent. It's like watching Plan 9 from Outer Space or something similar.
Excuse me. I have to go and stab myself with a . You do the rating. |
Dav |
July 23, 2007 02:53
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First comment: 26 June, 2004 |
147 comments written |
Weird but cute. |
Callie |
July 23, 2007 03:43
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First comment: 16 July, 2007 |
31 comments written |
...wtf |
SomeoneElse |
July 23, 2007 03:57
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First comment: 11 September, 2006 |
143 comments written |
Dion must be desperate for comic entries. I would enter in some myself, but I can't think of anything funny, and I don't want to be responsible for yet another bad strip. |
Antheridium |
July 23, 2007 04:39
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
It made me smile at least. |
L |
July 23, 2007 10:36
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First comment: 10 February, 2005 |
285 comments written |
Voted "mediocre" for getting the order of the fruits wrong.
Otherwise, fair enough. |
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July 23, 2007 11:46
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
This would be bad enough as it was, but to get the order of the fruits wrong just made it... Bah. |
ayrnieu |
July 23, 2007 17:53
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First comment: 23 July, 2007 |
1 comments written |
Cute!
Aside: how well do 'closed for inventory' shopkeepers react to a opened by means of the Knock spell? |
rpresser |
July 23, 2007 18:20
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First comment: 6 October, 2005 |
51 comments written |
Shopkeepers don't care if you open their "peacefully", via key or knock spell or opening. They just dislike damaged doors. |
Antheridium |
July 23, 2007 20:16
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
You can also use lockpicks or a credit card to open the , and it won't make them mad. They just... like he said. |
Simon Richard Clarkstone |
July 23, 2007 20:50
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First comment: 6 February, 2005 |
18 comments written |
Right! Enough! I will write one! (My previous was very highly rated.) |
Mordae |
July 23, 2007 20:51
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First comment: 11 May, 2007 |
116 comments written |
If the penalty for writing a negative comment was writing a good comic, we wouldn't have issues like these :) It's at least a novel concept and not another joke. |
Grognor |
July 23, 2007 21:17
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
You know, I can't help but think that at least a few of those comments spawned from bandwagon issues. This comic brought a smile to my face as I was reminded of one of my least favorite jokes ever. And that's all it takes to mollify me of losing my with SDSM.
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now I'm sad again. |
Wonderer |
July 23, 2007 21:32
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First comment: 22 March, 2007 |
106 comments written |
OK, I'm no longer stunned or blind. I'm still confused, though. Really confused.
- If you don't know 'knock knock' jokes, this comic doesn't make a tiniest bit of sense.
- If you know 'knock knock' jokes but not this one, it doesn't make much sense.
- If you've heard this one but can't really remember it, this makes halfway sense. Then you're lost.
- If you know this one well, it's either horribly wrong or strangely amusing as it becomes a Joke That Does Not Work. It can be some kind of triple-reverse psychology. Augh!
Most likely it's really stupid but it can also be genius. The knocking part was good. How about the rest? Have we all been had? I still can't rate it! HELP! Oh SQLGuru, tell us!
I'm feeling more and more confused. |
Mantar |
July 23, 2007 23:31
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First comment: 17 June, 2004 |
197 comments written |
The reference hit me in the last frame when the came up. This joke strangely goes all the way through "not-funny" and comes out the other side. Somehow it made me laugh out loud, perhaps because it's so terrible, and yet so earnest and just trying SO HARD.
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acheron |
July 24, 2007 06:09
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First comment: 1 June, 2004 |
63 comments written |
Ok, I first heard the knock-knock joke this is referencing when I was about 7 years old. I realize that if you're not a native English speaker, you may not have been exposed to the same jokes, but that doesn't make this a bad comic just because you don't get it.
Though I guess I don't know why the oranges and bananas are reversed, but, well, why not? |
Wonderer |
July 24, 2007 22:00
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First comment: 22 March, 2007 |
106 comments written |
Well, if a comic is meant to amuse its audience and it doesn't (for example due to people not 'getting it'), it is bad in some sense. If we trust the poll, on average this one is 'fair' at the moment of writing. If you absolutely want to reenact an old joke, how about writing so that it works for the new audience too? It might improve your ratings...
(Concerning native languages, I believe even this comic's original author lives in the Netherlands. It could be a good idea to check out the map on the statistics before writing jokes too strictly limited to a single culture.)
Now, after this overanalysing I think I'll take a little break from commenting and just rate silently. I still can't rate this one, though.
As a bonus, now I appreciate even the jokes much more. |
Fathead |
July 27, 2007 03:57
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
That was so stupid that I liked it! |
Fathead |
July 27, 2007 03:59
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
Oh, and Dion? Would you please get rid of the first comment? If my admin finds this out, he may block the site. |
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December 21, 2007 23:26
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
Oh yeah. Good stuff. (yes, I have kids) |
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