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Monday, 30 April, 2007

by Edrobot

The mimicThe ancestors of the modern day chameleon, these creatures can assume the form of anything in their surroundings. They may assume the shape of objects or dungeon features. Unlike the chameleon though, which assumes the shape of another creature and goes in hunt of food, the mimic waits patiently for its meals to come in search of it. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. says:..... "I'm not!".......... .................... .................... .................... .......aaaaa........ .......a:J@a........ .......mG@sa........ ........Hxda........ d "So what are you going to do about it?"	Dudley appears in a. flash of lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter, lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling foes. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.!..... .................... .................... .................... .......aaaaa........ ...@...a:J@a........ .......mG@sa........ ........Hxda........ @ "I'm going to use thi—"	.................... .................... .................... .................... .................... .......aaaaa........ ...@...a:J@a........ .......mG@sa........ ........Hxda........ @ "Dudley, whatever you do, don't genocide all the Overused jokes!"	.................... .................... .................... .................... .................... .......aaaaa........ ...@...a:J@a........ .......mG@sa........ ........Hxda........ d "Dudley?" @ "Don't listen to him, Dogley! He's probably from some sort of bizzaro-verse!"
This is a scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone, With many a scalding tear and many a groan, When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand, Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand. I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd-- I caught a finger: but the downward weight O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst The comfortable sun. I was athirst To search the book, and in the warming air Parted its dripping leaves with eager care. Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on My soul page after page, till well-nigh won Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied, I read these words, and read again, and tried My eyes against the heavens, and read again. [ Endymion, by John Keats ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. of. genocide............ What do you want to. genocide?........... .................... .......aaaaa........ ...@...a:J@a........ .......mG@sa........ ........Hxda........ @ "No! I'm from the future, you have to listen!" @ r - ultra-blessed scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone, With many a scalding tear and many a groan, When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand, Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand. I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd-- I caught a finger: but the downward weight O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst The comfortable sun. I was athirst To search the book, and in the warming air Parted its dripping leaves with eager care. Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on My soul page after page, till well-nigh won Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied, I read these words, and read again, and tried My eyes against the heavens, and read again. [ Endymion, by John Keats ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. of genocide	Wiped out overused.. jokes............... .................... .................... .................... ...@................ .................... .........@.......... ..........d......... @ "Too late, imposter!"	Dudley suddenly..... disappears!......... .................... .................... .................... .................... .................... .........@.......... ..........d......... @ "Ok, stay calm, I'll just try again!" z - wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority. 'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.' He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice. 'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry Saruman fell back and crawled away. [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. lightning	Dudley appears in a. flash of lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter, lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling foes. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.!..... .................... .................... .................... .......aaaaa........ ...@...a:J@a........ .......mG@sa........ ........Hxda........ @ "I'm going to use thi—"
Dudley appears in a. flash of lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter, lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling foes. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.!..... .................... .................... ...@................ .......aaaaa........ ...@...a:J@a........ .......mG@sa........ ........Hxda........ @ "Dudley, whatever you do, don't genocide all the Overused jo—!"	This is a scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone, With many a scalding tear and many a groan, When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand, Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand. I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd-- I caught a finger: but the downward weight O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst The comfortable sun. I was athirst To search the book, and in the warming air Parted its dripping leaves with eager care. Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on My soul page after page, till well-nigh won Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied, I read these words, and read again, and tried My eyes against the heavens, and read again. [ Endymion, by John Keats ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. of. genocide............ What do you want to. genocide?........... ...@................ .......aaaaa........ ...@...a:J@a........ .......mG@sa........ ........Hxda........ @ "He's right Dudley! Don't do it!" @ r - ultra-blessed scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone, With many a scalding tear and many a groan, When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand, Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand. I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd-- I caught a finger: but the downward weight O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst The comfortable sun. I was athirst To search the book, and in the warming air Parted its dripping leaves with eager care. Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on My soul page after page, till well-nigh won Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied, I read these words, and read again, and tried My eyes against the heavens, and read again. [ Endymion, by John Keats ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. of genocide	Wiped out overused.. jokes............... .................... .................... ...@................ .................... ...@................ .........@.......... ..........d......... @ "Why would I genocide overused Jo? He's a cool guy!" @@ "NOOOOOOOOO!"	The Dudlies suddenly disappear!.......... .................... .................... .................... .................... .................... .........@.......... ..........d......... @ "Ok, it wont fail this time!"z - wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority. 'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.' He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice. 'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry Saruman fell back and crawled away. [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. lightning @ "I hope so!" z - wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority. 'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.' He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice. 'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry Saruman fell back and crawled away. [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. lightning
Dudley appears in a. flash of lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter, lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling foes. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.!..... .................... .................... .................... .......aaaaa........ ...@...a:J@a........ .......mG@sa........ ........Hxda........ @ "I'm going to use thi—"	Dudley appears in a. flash of lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter, lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling foes. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.!..... .................... .................... ...@................ .......aaaaa........ ...@...a:J@a........ .......mG@sa........ ........Hxda........ @ "Dudley, whatever you do, don't genocide all the Overused jo—!"	The Dudlies appear.. in a flash of lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter, lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling foes. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.! .................... .................... ...@................ .......aaaaa........ ...@...a:J@a.@...... .......mG@sa........ ........Hxda.@...... @ "He's right Dudley! Don't—!" @@ "—Genocide overused jokes!"	Wiped out overused.. jokes............... .................... .................... ...@................ .................... ...@.........@...... .........@.......... ..........d..@...... @ "Ok." r - ultra-blessed scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone, With many a scalding tear and many a groan, When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand, Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand. I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd-- I caught a finger: but the downward weight O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst The comfortable sun. I was athirst To search the book, and in the warming air Parted its dripping leaves with eager care. Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on My soul page after page, till well-nigh won Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied, I read these words, and read again, and tried My eyes against the heavens, and read again. [ Endymion, by John Keats ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. of genocide
.................... .................... .................... .................... ...@................ .................... ...@.........@...... .........@.......... ..........d..@...... @@@@ "WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?"	.................... .................... .................... .................... ...@................ .................... ...@.........@...... .........@.......... ..........d..@...... @ "I did just what you two told me to do! You clearly said 'Genocide overused jokes!'"	.................... .................... .................... .................... ...@................ .................... ...@.........@...... .........@.......... ..........d..@...... @ "From now on, we'll just try to tackle him, got it?" @@@ "got it" @@@@ z - wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority. 'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.' He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice. 'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry Saruman fell back and crawled away. [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. lightning	Dudley appears in a. flash of lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter, lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling foes. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.!..... .................... .................... .................... .......aaaaa........ ...@...a:J@a........ .......mG@sa........ ........Hxda........ @ "I'm going to use thi—"
Dudley appears in a. flash of lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter, lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling foes. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.!..... .................... .................... ...@................ .......aaaaa........ ...@...a:J@a........ .......mG@sa........ ........Hxda........ @ "Dudley, whatever you do, don't genocide all the Overused jo—!"	The Dudlies appear.. in a flash of lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter, lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling foes. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.! .................... .................... ...@................ .......aaaaa........ ...@..@a:J@a@@...... ......@mG@sa@....... ........Hxda.@...... @ "He's right Dudley! Don't—!" @@ "—Genocide over—"	Dudley zaps a wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority. 'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.' He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice. 'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry Saruman fell back and crawled away. [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details... of death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer. [War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword. [Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine. [Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth. [ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.! Dudley.... resists! Dudley is.. killed!............. ...@................ .......aaaaa........ ...@..@a:J@a@@...... ......@--@---....... ........Hxda.@...... @ "Hey! You killed Dudley!" @ "Well I was aiming for Dudley!"	.................... .................... .................... .................... ...@................ .......aaaaa........ ...@..@a:J@a@@...... ......@--@---....... ........Hxda.@...... @ "That's no excuse, Dudley! What good would that do?"
Dudley hits Dudley!. Dudley hits Dudley!. Dudley hits Dudley!. Dudley hits Dudley!. Dudley hits Dudley!. ......@aaaaa........ ......@a:J@a@@...... .....@@..@...@...... ........Hxda........ @ "Quick! Everybody get Dudley!" @ "Which Dudley?" @ "Any Dudley!"	This is a scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone, With many a scalding tear and many a groan, When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand, Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand. I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd-- I caught a finger: but the downward weight O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst The comfortable sun. I was athirst To search the book, and in the warming air Parted its dripping leaves with eager care. Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on My soul page after page, till well-nigh won Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied, I read these words, and read again, and tried My eyes against the heavens, and read again. [ Endymion, by John Keats ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. of. genocide............ What do you want to. genocide?........... .................... .......aaaaa........ .......a:J@a........ .......mG@sa........ ........Hxda........ @ "This is too weird..." r - ultra-blessed scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone, With many a scalding tear and many a groan, When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand, Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand. I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd-- I caught a finger: but the downward weight O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst The comfortable sun. I was athirst To search the book, and in the warming air Parted its dripping leaves with eager care. Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on My soul page after page, till well-nigh won Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied, I read these words, and read again, and tried My eyes against the heavens, and read again. [ Endymion, by John Keats ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. of genocide	Wiped out overused.. jokes............... .................... .................... .................... ......@............. ......@...@.@@...... .....@@..@...@...... ........Hxda........ @@@@@@@ "NOOOOOO!" z - wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority. 'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.' He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice. 'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry Saruman fell back and crawled away. [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. lightning	.................... .................... .................... .................... .........'.......... .........^.......... .........\|.......... ......Edrobot....... .................... ' "Ok, this comic is getting stupid, so we're going to skip some of it."
The goblinNow goblins are cruel, wicked, and bad-hearted. They make no beautiful things, but they make many clever ones. They can tunnel and mine as well as any but the most skilled dwarves, when they take the trouble, though they are usually untidy and dirty. Hammers, axes, swords, daggers, pickaxes, tongs, and also instruments of torture, they make very well, or get other people to make to their design, prisoners and slaves that have to work till they die for want of air and light. [ The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. is hit by a gush of waterDay after day, day after day, We stuck, nor breath nor motion; As idle as a painted ship Upon a painted ocean. Water, water, everywhere, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, everywhere Nor any drop to drink. [ The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, by Samuel Taylor Coleridge ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.!.... .................... .................... .........'.......... .........o......t... .....E...\|.......... .......r...b..o..... ......d............. ' "For the next several-hundred panels, he and his time clones fight each other..."	.................... .................... .................... ......E........t.... .........'.......... .........o..b....... ....d..r.\|.......... ...........o........ .................... ' "With the help of History's greatest fighters of the Past, Present, and Future..."	.................... .........E.......... .................... .......r..b.t....... .........'.......... ......d..o..o....... .........\|.......... .................... .................... ' "...But it isn't that funny, and the strip is long enough as it is."	.................... .........E.......... .................... .......r..b.t....... .........'.......... ......d..o..o....... .........\|.......... .................... .................... ' "Don't believe me? WatchThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. this:"
Ghengis Khan hits@@@ Stinkoman! Billy the Kid Hits George W.@@ Bush! Gandalf hits@@ Darth Vader! Gonzo@@ the Great misses The Homestar Runner!@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ "You're the time clone!" @ "Are you asking for a CHALLENGE?" @ "æ»!"	.................... .........E.......... .................... .......r..b.t....... .........'.......... ......d..o..o....... .........\|.......... .................... .................... ' "So lets just cut to the chase."	.................... .................... .................... ........tEb......... ........r't......... ........doo......... .........\|.......... .................... .................... ' "Um, hey guys..."	Michael Jackson@@@@@ appears. Everyone@@@ flees in terror!@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ "Ok, now this is officially ridiculous" z - wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority. 'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.' He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice. 'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry Saruman fell back and crawled away. [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. lightning
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Roger Barnett	April 30, 2007 00:46
First comment: 7 April, 2006	143 comments written
Erm... what the hell?
SomeoneElse	April 30, 2007 01:02
First comment: 11 September, 2006	143 comments written
I beleive the correct plural of "Dudley" is "Dudleys". Also, what the hell?
Rodan	April 30, 2007 01:38
First comment: 28 March, 2007	15 comments written
yeah, what the Hell?
Wonderer	April 30, 2007 02:10
First comment: 22 March, 2007	106 comments written
What the Gehennom?
	April 30, 2007 07:14
First comment: 1 April, 2004	431 comments written
THis is a great strip.. for mushroom eaters. Rated E.
	April 30, 2007 08:47
First comment: 1 April, 2004	431 comments written
Reading this comic made me feel like I had taken some drugs. The last panel officially cracked me up.
Nameless	April 30, 2007 10:16
First comment: 29 December, 2004	281 comments written
LOL. Well I don't know about anyone else, but I found this whole thing one of the most hilarious strips for a while.
Paradox	April 30, 2007 10:19
First comment: 5 October, 2006	17 comments written
The ending (nine panels!) is almost as surreal as the ending in Monty PythonNow the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden? And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden: but of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: for God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat. And the Lord God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat. And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel. [ Genesis 3:1-6,13-15 ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. and the Holy Grail.
L	April 30, 2007 11:16
First comment: 10 February, 2005	285 comments written
You should've perchance included the yen symbol running gag. As well as the "it starts to rain!" running gag. And why is there a climactic story arc conclusion on a Monday, anyway? (Diiiiiion!)
Mighty Tater	April 30, 2007 14:24
First comment: 8 February, 2007	15 comments written
That was bizarre. Can't stop chuckling though.
Dav	April 30, 2007 14:56
First comment: 26 June, 2004	147 comments written
Too much reading.
Simon Richard Clarkstone	April 30, 2007 16:21
First comment: 6 February, 2005	18 comments written
Aw, you missed the opportunity to do an "Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny" reference :-(. But otherwise excellent.
Grognor	May 1, 2007 06:22
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
I think this may be the longest strip ever. Reading the strip allowed me to realize that it was pretty good. So why is Edrobot a flesh golemWith an anxiety that almost amounted to agony, I collected the instruments of life around me, that I might infuse a spark of being into the lifeless thing that lay at my feet. It was already one in the morning; the rain pattered dismally against the panes, and my candle was nearly burnt out, when, by the glimmer of the half-extinguished light, I saw the dull yellow eye of the creature open; it breathed hard, and a convulsive motion agitated its limbs. How can I describe my emotions at this catastrophe, or how delineate the wretch whom with such infinite pains and care I had endeavoured to form? His limbs were in proportion, and I had selected his features as beautiful. Beautiful!--Great God! His yellow skin scarcely covered the work of muscles and arteries beneath; his hair was of a lustrous black, and flowing; his teeth of a pearly whiteness; but these luxuriances only formed a more horrid contrast with his watery eyes, that seemed almost of the same colour as the dun white sockets in which they were set, his shrivelled complexion and straight black lips. [ Frankenstein, by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.?
Fathead	May 3, 2007 17:37
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
I was exaggerating. This was was so stupid it was funny.
Antheridium	May 21, 2007 08:36
First comment: 17 May, 2007	442 comments written
I thought this was an Ultimate Showdown reference. All it needed was Chuck Norris.

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