Hello Dudley!
Welcome to Nethack!
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@ "Ah, time for another glorious day of dungeon crawling..." & "Hello, Dudley!"
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@ "Hello, Fred! How's The High Priestess of doing?" & "Same as usual."
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The H@ckers'
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"All the Nethack-
based news you need
to know!"
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Nethack 4.0 Release
Date Confirmed!(not)
@ "Blah blah blah, let's go to the comics section!"
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f "I hate mondays..."
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By Jim Deveous
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f "I hope that that doesn't come back to haunt me..."
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f "Yep, I deserved that."
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& "I just want to thank you for your work on the big project..."
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& "Once my raise comes through, I make sure I will credit y'all on your weekly perfor- mance reviews!"
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Macadamia Nuts
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@ "Good Grief!"
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@ "I'll save you, highness!"
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|A blessed +5 |
|named Finkbane |
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The Near Side
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Suddenly, Chad realized he forgot his toothbrush!
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The Family Zoo
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@ "Look mommy! A little doggie!"
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Perils Before Swine
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: "OH ZEEBA! WE WANTS TO GIVE YOU A PWESESNT! COME OVER HERE!"
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Z "You crocs just want me to come over the fence so you can eat me!"
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: "YOU ESS NOT A GEWD NEYBOR."
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@ "Life is like Nethack: You just can't win!"
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@ "What? I'm in the funny papers?"
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By Edrobot
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@ "Uh oh! That means I only have one more panel to live! I gotta think fast!"
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|| Dudley ||
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@ "Too late..."
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