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Monday, 2 April, 2007 by Slowpoke
                    
                    
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@ "It is I, your evil twin Yeldud. Your slaying shall be quick, yet painful!"
                    
                    
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@ "If you're my twin, what makes you think you have such a big advantage?"
                    
                    
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Salisian April 2, 2007 07:04
First comment: 2 April, 2007 8 comments written
groan

I bet Dudley's upset this breaks his tsiehta behavior.
Eskimo April 2, 2007 08:43
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
The tep joke addition wasn't even necessary but really spices it up.
Eskimo April 2, 2007 08:44
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
It also took me three tries to spell tsiehta correctly lol.
SQLGuru April 2, 2007 15:46
First comment: 23 October, 2006 77 comments written
Good thing he got a godGoddesses and Gods operate in ones, threesomes, or whole
pantheons of nine or more (see Religion). Most of them claim
to have made the world, and this is indeed a likely claim in
the case of threesomes or pantheons: Fantasyland does have
the air of having been made by a committee. But all Goddesses
and Gods, whether they say they made the world or not, have
very detailed short-term plans for it which they are determined
to carry out. Consequently they tend to push people into the
required actions by the use of coincidence or Prophecy, or just
by narrowing down your available choices of what to do next:
if a deity is pushing you, things will go miserably badly until
there is only one choice left to you.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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instead of a tac.

Layne
Grey Knight April 2, 2007 18:33
First comment: 20 October, 2005 116 comments written
One word. Tacuchnatagamuntorons.
Slowpoke April 2, 2007 23:22
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
Grey KnightHere lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
        [ Don Quixote of La Mancha by Miquel de
         Cervantes Saavedra ]

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... if that is one word, I would hate to see an entire Stargate paragraph.
Fathead April 17, 2007 02:37
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
WereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting
the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a
were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province,
"notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase."
The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins,
halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the
said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to
take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other
penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may
judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following
year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who
ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little
children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears,
had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French
pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from
eating infants on a fast day.
        [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ]

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it not for SQLGuru, I might not have gotten it.
Grognor April 22, 2007 10:11
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Shoudn't it be a godGoddesses and Gods operate in ones, threesomes, or whole
pantheons of nine or more (see Religion). Most of them claim
to have made the world, and this is indeed a likely claim in
the case of threesomes or pantheons: Fantasyland does have
the air of having been made by a committee. But all Goddesses
and Gods, whether they say they made the world or not, have
very detailed short-term plans for it which they are determined
to carry out. Consequently they tend to push people into the
required actions by the use of coincidence or Prophecy, or just
by narrowing down your available choices of what to do next:
if a deity is pushing you, things will go miserably badly until
there is only one choice left to you.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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elttil?
Antheridium May 20, 2007 20:04
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Eskimo: To write backwards easily, write it normally but hit the left arrowI shot an arrow into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;
For, so swiftly it flew, the sight
Could not follow it in its flight.

I breathed a song into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;
For who has sight so keen and strong
That it can follow the flight of song?

Long, long afterward, in an oak
I found the arrow still unbroke;
And the song, from beginning to end,
I found again in the heart of a friend.
        [ The Arrow and the Song,
         by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow ]

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key after every letter.

Not that you'll see this comment.

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