Dudley's dungeon -- Thursday, 1 February, 2007

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Average rating: Excellent
Number of ratings: 26

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Kernigh	February 1, 2007 00:48
First comment: 6 April, 2005	349 comments written
I predict that Dudley will survive this room.
	February 1, 2007 01:09
First comment: 1 April, 2004	431 comments written
oh that's good!
Rose	February 1, 2007 01:11
First comment: 3 July, 2006	79 comments written
oops, the system forgot me. that is mineMade by Dwarfs. The Rule here is that the Mine is either long deserted or at most is inhabited by a few survivors who will make confused claims to have been driven out/decimated by humans/ other Dwarfs/Minions of the Dark Lord. Inhabited or not, this Mine will be very complex, with many levels of galleries, beautifully carved and engineered. What was being mined here is not always evident, but at least some of the time it will appear to have been Jewels, since it is customary to find unwanted emeralds, etc., still embedded in the rock of the walls. Metal will also be present, but only when made up into armor and weapons (_wondrous_). [ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. above. i think it erased someone else's rating.
Ana	February 1, 2007 04:27
First comment: 9 January, 2007	14 comments written
Call me a sicko, but is the 'wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority. 'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.' He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice. 'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry Saruman fell back and crawled away. [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.' reference about the name of some pyrex dildos?
Ana	February 1, 2007 04:29
First comment: 9 January, 2007	14 comments written
Damn it, wrong comic. Sorry.
Janos	February 1, 2007 08:49
First comment: 18 August, 2005	40 comments written
Ana is a sicko.
Feory	February 1, 2007 09:32
First comment: 15 August, 2006	63 comments written
Ana, in the previous comic, I'm sure the & was Death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer. [War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword. [Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine. [Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth. [ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., not a foocubus, as you apparently think.
A	February 1, 2007 12:58
First comment: 24 October, 2006	70 comments written
Ah, newts... :D
:D	February 1, 2007 15:16
First comment: 1 February, 2007	1 comments written
Nice!
Alcari	February 1, 2007 17:54
First comment: 11 September, 2006	93 comments written
wow, that's a good one. I predict dudley will not survive this room. Come on, every two floor tiles turning into a a ghostAnd now the souls of the dead who had gone below came swarming up from Erebus -- fresh brides, unmarried youths, old men with life's long suffering behind them, tender young girls still nursing this first anguish in their hearts, and a great throng of warriors killed in battle, their spear-wounds gaping yet and all their armour stained with blood. From this multitude of souls, as they fluttered to and fro by the trench, there came a moaning that was horrible to hear. Panic drained the blood from my cheeks. [ The Odyssey, (chapter Lambda), by Homer ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. AND a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of its time in the water. [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ] "Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg and howlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble." [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details..
Mikoangelo	February 1, 2007 19:39
First comment: 19 October, 2005	82 comments written
Why do I get the insupressible urge to call the dots Socrates and Pythagoras? (don'tblamemeifIgotthemwrong:()
Jac	February 1, 2007 23:31
First comment: 26 May, 2006	48 comments written
Alright, hands up the sicko who rated this poor.
Fathead	February 2, 2007 21:46
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Dudley, get off those hallucinagens (spelling?). Jac, calm yaThe arrow of choice of the samurai, ya are made of very straight bamboo, and are tipped with hardened steel. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. down.
Luos	February 4, 2007 12:29
First comment: 13 November, 2005	29 comments written
Jac: I suppose, someone who don't like newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of its time in the water. [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ] "Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg and howlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble." [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.'s jokes... I didn't rate.
Luos	February 4, 2007 12:29
First comment: 13 November, 2005	29 comments written
doesn't
Grognor	April 22, 2007 08:48
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
That's how much the RNG hates Dudley. Impossibilities fold in on themselves into possibilities, always to Dudley's harm. "You step on the square with nothing on it. Your body is warped and ripped to shreds and collapsed into the floor in a state of unliving unlife that is eternally painful forever and always." DYWYPI?
1338h4x	May 12, 2007 04:17
First comment: 19 September, 2006	102 comments written
And after this impossibility, Dudley gets to the next floor by falling in a plot hole.
Fathead	June 11, 2008 01:29
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
The (non-existent?) Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of its time in the water. [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ] "Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg and howlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble." [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. Comics (79) (...as in, the comics of non-existent newts.) http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/index.php?f=20061116 Previous http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/index.php?f=20070206 Next

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