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Wednesday, 10 January, 2007 by Nameless
You can't control   
your movements very 
well.               
   E              D#
           V        
    v     v@s       
                J   
         E         #
                    
2
Newton's 3rd law    
hits!               
                    
   E              D#
           V@       
    v     v s       
                J   
         E         #
                    


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G January 10, 2007 03:19
First comment: 5 October, 2005 82 comments written
Odd!
Neither my husband or I had voted on Dudley's today, but before I voted there was one mediocre and two excellent. I voted good and now there is one good and two excellent. Whose vote did I replace?!
Kernigh January 10, 2007 05:45
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
Random Number GodGoddesses and Gods operate in ones, threesomes, or whole
pantheons of nine or more (see Religion). Most of them claim
to have made the world, and this is indeed a likely claim in
the case of threesomes or pantheons: Fantasyland does have
the air of having been made by a committee. But all Goddesses
and Gods, whether they say they made the world or not, have
very detailed short-term plans for it which they are determined
to carry out. Consequently they tend to push people into the
required actions by the use of coincidence or Prophecy, or just
by narrowing down your available choices of what to do next:
if a deity is pushing you, things will go miserably badly until
there is only one choice left to you.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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decreed that when some readers of this webcomic elect to use single letters as their names while rating, there being exactly 52 such names, then when there are at least 10 such readers, then the chance of collision is greater than the probability of !rn2(2).

There is an acknowledged collision when two different readers of this webcomic used the same name "D". I observe that today we have one good vote and two excellent votes. I propose that above poster "G" employed a birthday attack to replace the mediocre vote with a good vote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_attack

I suggest that the use of one-letter names is overly prone to collisions from birthday attack. As an alternative, I mulled the use of the Mersenne Twister of period (int) pow( 2, 19937 ) - 1 to rename everyone to random and unique strings. An easier workaround may be to learn Chinese: http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/index.php?f=20040510

As of now, I act not to rename myself, but I elect to vote excellent, and observe that my vote replaces not any of the three earlier votes.
nordenjolt@gmail.com January 10, 2007 07:44
First comment: 3 February, 2005 7 comments written
The comic is good, but Kernighs comment is excellent. How do I rate a comment?
Alcari January 10, 2007 07:45
First comment: 11 September, 2006 93 comments written
for those to lazy:

Newton's Third Law states that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Ristipisto-Risto January 10, 2007 09:47
First comment: 25 January, 2006 52 comments written
Cool. Took me a while to catch it, tho'.
A January 10, 2007 12:08
First comment: 24 October, 2006 70 comments written
hm, time to change name maybe... Anyway I vote Excellent
Luos January 10, 2007 15:45
First comment: 13 November, 2005 29 comments written
I don't really like it...
Anyway: while by trying to go S, the @ goes NE? It doesn't seem to be an "opposite" reaction...
Dav January 10, 2007 16:07
First comment: 26 June, 2004 147 comments written
I think Newton's 3rd law is attacking him because he's violating physics.
Eemeli January 10, 2007 16:12
First comment: 2 March, 2005 143 comments written
Luos: the VampireThe Oxford English Dictionary is quite unequivocal:
_vampire_ - "a preternatural being of a malignant nature (in
the original and usual form of the belief, a reanimated
corpse), supposed to seek nourishment, or do harm, by sucking
the blood of sleeping persons. ..."

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apparently acts as a solid wall, bouncing Dudley to the right (clever use of a V). I'll have to vote mediocre because the comic hasn't seen Newton's third law. (It'd be quite hard for Dudley to throwblow... enough air to the south to get north himself and the VampireThe Oxford English Dictionary is quite unequivocal:
_vampire_ - "a preternatural being of a malignant nature (in
the original and usual form of the belief, a reanimated
corpse), supposed to seek nourishment, or do harm, by sucking
the blood of sleeping persons. ..."

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would have to move a square northwest.)
Roger Barnett January 10, 2007 16:49
First comment: 7 April, 2006 143 comments written
I can just hear the voice of Scotty now... "Ye canna change the laws of physics!"
Mikoangelo January 10, 2007 16:54
First comment: 19 October, 2005 82 comments written
I kinda suspected about the vampireThe Oxford English Dictionary is quite unequivocal:
_vampire_ - "a preternatural being of a malignant nature (in
the original and usual form of the belief, a reanimated
corpse), supposed to seek nourishment, or do harm, by sucking
the blood of sleeping persons. ..."

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aspect, but I think it's just a bit too vague to let you be sure. And I think it should just have moved to the west.
Fathead January 12, 2007 03:01
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Smart, but not funny.
Grognor April 21, 2007 23:40
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Very funny indeed.

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