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Tuesday, 27 June, 2006 by Nameless
                    
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@ "Getting that mail made me realise... exploring the Dungeons of Doom by myself is pretty lonely." 
                    
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@ "So I've decided to hire a companion to accompany me! All good heroes need a sidekick!" 
Sabrina murmurs in  
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@ "Sabrina, we can't let our relationship get in the way of my questMany, possibly most, Tours are organized as a Quest. This
is like a large-scale treasure hunt, with clues scattered
all over the continent, a few false leads, Mystical Masters
as game-show hosts, and the Dark Lord and the Terrain to
make the Quest interestingly difficult. [...]
In order to be assured of your future custom, the Management
has a further Rule: Tourists, far from being rewarded for
achieving their Quest Object, must then go on to conquer
the Dark Lord or set about Saving the World, or both. And
why not? By then you will have had a lot of practice in
that sort of thing and, besides, the Quest Object is usually
designed to help you do it.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.!" 
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@ "For the last time, we already agreed on your payment!" 
                    
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@ "Yeah, see, I'm looking for a more... reliable companion." 
                    
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@ "Damn it, stop fooling around Mike." 
                    
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@ "Oh come on, I specifically mentioned that a lot of travelling would be requireds!" 
                    
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@ "Just... no." 
                    
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@ "VladVlad Dracula the Impaler was a 15th-Century monarch of the
Birgau region of the Carpathian Mountains, in what is now
Romania. In Romanian history he is best known for two things.
One was his skilled handling of the Ottoman Turks, which kept
them from making further inroads into Christian Europe. The
other was the ruthless manner in which he ran his fiefdom.
He dealt with perceived challengers to his rule by impaling
them upright on wooden stakes. Visiting dignitaries who
failed to doff their hats had them nailed to their head.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.? Shouldn't you be in your towerTowers (_brooding_, _dark_) stand alone in Waste Areas and
almost always belong to Wizards. All are several stories high,
round, doorless, virtually windowless, and composed of smooth
blocks of masonry that make them very hard to climb. [...]
You will have to go to a Tower and then break into it at some
point towards the end of your Tour.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.?"
V "Wait, this isn't the American Idol auditions?" 
                    
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@ "How did you even get in?" 
                    
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@ "Oh for the love of... You don't even exist!" 
                    
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@ "It's not going very well so far."
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