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Monday, 3 April, 2006

by Nameless

Minetown News +++\| \|------.\| \|(. ?++\| \|.@(..\|.\| \|(( ...\|+-\|.._..\|.-+-\|.. \|---.%\|.....\|....--\| ......\|..@..\|..%.... .*..{.---\|---.{..... .........%[......... Minetown News @ "We interupt your regular viewing for a special announcement!"	Minetown News +++\| \|------.\| \|(. ?++\| \|.@(..\|.\| \|(( ...\|+-\|.._..\|.-+-\|.. \|---.%\|.....\|....--\| ......\|..@..\|..%.... .*..{.---\|---.{..... .........%[......... Minetown News @ "This just in... after two years of adventures it has come to our atten- tion that Dudley is NOT COOL!"
Minetown News +++\| \|------.\| \|(. ?++\| \|.@(..\|.\| \|(( ...\|+-\|.._..\|.-+-\|.. \|---.%\|.....\|....--\| ......\|..@..\|..%.... .*..{.---\|---.{..... .........%[......... Minetown News @ "So, in an effort to increase Dudley's popularity, he will now be known as P-Duddy."	Rover barks. -------.......------ +++\| \|------.\| \|(. ?++\| \|..(..\|.\| \|(( ...\|+-\|..@..\|.-+-\|.. \|---.%\|...@d\|....--\| ......\|.....\|..%.... .*..{.---\|---.{..... .........%[......... @ "'Sup my home dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog, while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be trained to perform various tasks. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.?"
Rover barks. -------.......------ +++\| \|------.\| \|(. ?++\| \|..(@.\|.\| \|(( ...\|+-\|.._..\|.-+-\|.. \|---.%\|...@d\|....--\| ......\|.....\|..%.... .*..{.---\|---.{..... .........%[......... @ "Fo shizzle my nizzle!" d "Do you know what that means?" @ "Damned if I know."	g) a +3 bling (on tongue) +++\| \|------.\| \|(. ?++\| \|.@(..\|.\| \|(( ...\|+-\|.._..\|.-+-\|.. \|---.%\|..d..\|....--\| ......\|.....\|..%.... .*..{.---@---.{..... .........%[......... @ "Let's rockBilbo saw that the moment had come when he must do something. He could not get up at the brutes and he had nothing to shoot with; but looking about he saw that in this place there were many stones lying in what appeared to be a now dry little watercourse. Bilbo was a pretty fair shot with a stone, and it did not take him long to find a nice smooth egg-shaped one that fitted his hand cosily. As a boy he used to practise throwing stones at things, until rabbits and squirrels, and even birds, got out of his way as quick as lightning if they saw him stoop; and even grownup he had still spent a deal of his time at quoits, dart-throwing, shooting at the wand, bowls, ninepins and other quiet games of the aiming and throwing sort - indeed he could do lots of things, besides blowing smoke-rings, asking riddles and cooking, that I haven't time to tell you about. There is no time now. While he was picking up stones, the spider had reached Bombur, and soon he would have been dead. At that moment Bilbo threw. The stone struck the spider plunk on the head, and it dropped senseless off the tree, flop to the ground, with all its legs curled up. [ The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. this town!"
-------------------- ...................\| .......-----------.+ ------.\| \|(.(\|..+.\| ..(..\|.\| \|(((\|..\|.\| .._..\|.-+-\|.@.\|---.\| .....\|....--\|--....\| .....\|..%...@......\| --+--\|.{d......@...\| @ "Gimme some hardcore candles, bi-atch!" @ "Please don't call IzchakThe shopkeeper of the lighting shop in the town level of the gnomish mines is a tribute to Izchak Miller, a founding member of the NetHack development team and a personal friend of a large number of us. Izchak contributed greatly to the game, coding a large amount of the shopkeep logic (hence the nature of the tribute) as well as a good part of the alignment system, the prayer code and the rewrite of "hell" in the 3.1 release. Izchak was a professor of Philosophy, who taught at many respected institutions, including MIT and Stanford, and who also worked, for a period of time, at Xerox PARC. Izchak was the first "librarian" of the NetHack project, and was a founding member of the DevTeam, joining in 1986 while he was working at the University of Pennsylvania (hence our former mailing list address). Until the 3.1.3 release, Izchak carefully kept all of the code synchronized and arbitrated disputes between members of the development teams. Izchak Miller passed away at the age of 58, in the early morning hours of April 1, 1994 from complications due to cancer. We then dedicated NetHack 3.2 in his memory. [ Mike Stephenson, for the NetHack DevTeam ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. a 'bi-atch'"	What do you want to write in the dust here? Fu- ------.\| \|(.(\|..+.\| ..(..\|.\| \|(((\|..\|.\| .._..\|.-+-\|.@.\|---.\| .....\|....--\|--....\| .....\|..%d..@......\| --+--\|.{......@....\| @ "Hey, you!"
IzchakThe shopkeeper of the lighting shop in the town level of the gnomish mines is a tribute to Izchak Miller, a founding member of the NetHack development team and a personal friend of a large number of us. Izchak contributed greatly to the game, coding a large amount of the shopkeep logic (hence the nature of the tribute) as well as a good part of the alignment system, the prayer code and the rewrite of "hell" in the 3.1 release. Izchak was a professor of Philosophy, who taught at many respected institutions, including MIT and Stanford, and who also worked, for a period of time, at Xerox PARC. Izchak was the first "librarian" of the NetHack project, and was a founding member of the DevTeam, joining in 1986 while he was working at the University of Pennsylvania (hence our former mailing list address). Until the 3.1.3 release, Izchak carefully kept all of the code synchronized and arbitrated disputes between members of the development teams. Izchak Miller passed away at the age of 58, in the early morning hours of April 1, 1994 from complications due to cancer. We then dedicated NetHack 3.2 in his memory. [ Mike Stephenson, for the NetHack DevTeam ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. turns to flee! .......-----------.+ ------.\| \|(.(\|..+.\| ..(..\|.\| \|(@(\|..\|.\| .._..\|.-+-\|...\|---.\| .....\|....--\|--....\| .....\|..%...@@.....\| --+--\|.{..d........\| @ "Yo bro, we can work this out right?"	---- \|.d\| \|@.\| ---- d "Incidently, I quitMaltar: [...] I remembered a little saying I learned my first day at the academy. Natalie: Yeah, yeah, I know. Winners never quit and quitters never win. Maltar: What? No! Winners never quit and quitters should be cast into the flaming pit of death. [ Snow Day, directed by Chris Koch, written by Will McRobb and Chris Viscardi ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.." @ "Hmph. Don't be a playa hata!"
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