Dudley's dungeon -- Thursday, 23 March, 2006

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Average rating: Mediocre
Number of ratings: 20

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Dav	March 23, 2006 04:56
First comment: 26 June, 2004	147 comments written
What?
L	March 23, 2006 09:26
First comment: 10 February, 2005	285 comments written
Well, that wasn't funny. Clue: Now'd be a good time for Francis from PvPonline.com to say his trademark phrase.
Sabine	March 23, 2006 10:21
First comment: 26 September, 2005	5 comments written
Duh. Opposite alignment = homosexual and flamboyant
Rpresser	March 23, 2006 21:01
First comment: 22 March, 2006	3 comments written
Ah. Here I was thinking he was calling his wife a hill orcOrcs, bipeds with a humanoid appearance, are related to the goblins, but much bigger and more dangerous. The average orc is only moderately intelligent, has broad, muscled shoulders, a short neck, a sloping forehead and a thick, dark fur. Their lower eye-teeth are pointing forward, like a boar's. Female orcs are more lightly built and bare-chested. Not needing any clothing, they do like to dress in variegated apparels. Suspicious by nature, orcs live in tribes or hordes. They tend to live underground as well as above ground (but they dislike sunlight). Orcs can use all weapons, tools and armours that are used by men. Since they don't have the talent to fashion these themselves, they are constantly hunting for them. There is nothing a horde of orcs cannot use. [ het Boek van de Regels; Het Oog des Meesters ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details..
Francis	March 23, 2006 23:34
First comment: 23 March, 2006	1 comments written
gaaaaaaaaaaaaay
GreyKnight	March 24, 2006 00:55
First comment: 24 March, 2006	48 comments written
I get what it's trying to say, I just don't understand why it's supposed to be funny.
Nobody Special	March 26, 2006 01:28
First comment: 8 June, 2005	118 comments written
And we wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province, "notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase." The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins, halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears, had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from eating infants on a fast day. [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. supposed to know the hill orcOrcs, bipeds with a humanoid appearance, are related to the goblins, but much bigger and more dangerous. The average orc is only moderately intelligent, has broad, muscled shoulders, a short neck, a sloping forehead and a thick, dark fur. Their lower eye-teeth are pointing forward, like a boar's. Female orcs are more lightly built and bare-chested. Not needing any clothing, they do like to dress in variegated apparels. Suspicious by nature, orcs live in tribes or hordes. They tend to live underground as well as above ground (but they dislike sunlight). Orcs can use all weapons, tools and armours that are used by men. Since they don't have the talent to fashion these themselves, they are constantly hunting for them. There is nothing a horde of orcs cannot use. [ het Boek van de Regels; Het Oog des Meesters ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. was male... how?
G-oth	July 16, 2006 14:15
First comment: 25 June, 2006	14 comments written
...nethack-fans... haha
Fathead	July 20, 2006 00:30
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
I'm honestly trying NOT to laugh.
Grognor	April 18, 2007 21:17
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
This strip is a gift from Satan.
Dextery	October 9, 2007 22:23
First comment: 4 October, 2007	6 comments written
Not funny. Besides, it's a helm (not helmet).

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