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Monday, 6 February, 2006 by L
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d "This is a special message to all Dudley's Dungeon readers." 
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d "Copies of Dudley's Dungeon Book 1: Time For Duct Tape!..." 
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d "And Dudley's Dungeon Book 2: Almost Ascended Blues are now on sale!" 
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d "The complete first and second years of Dudley's Dungeon in bound hard copy!" 
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d "Secure this collectable treasury of NetHack humour today at dudley.nicol-" 
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@ "Er, sorry to interrupt the adverstrip, but I was just wondering..." 
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@ "Why would anyone want to purchase books of comics that are already available for FREE?!" 
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d "Well... um, because of the special bonus features for paying readers, of course!" 
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d "Like concept sketches... or extra artwork..." 
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d "...CromWarily Conan scanned his surroundings, all of his senses alert
for signs of possible danger. Off in the distance, he could
see the familiar shapes of the Camp of the Duali tribe.
Suddenly, the hairs on his neck stand on end as he detects the
aura of evil magic in the air. Without thought, he readies
his weapon, and mutters under his breath:
"By Crom, there will be blood spilt today."

[ Conan the Avenger by Robert E. Howard, Bjorn Nyberg, and
L. Sprague de Camp ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. darnit! Can't this lousy webcomic merchandise ANYTHING?!" 
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T "Sigh.. It's not like I wear it for the AC, you know."
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Average rating: Fair
Number of ratings: 13

Comments

shel February 6, 2006 00:39
First comment: 19 August, 2005 107 comments written
Hey I actually buy webcomics' books from time to time. It is nice and supports people and you don't need an internet to read them.
Also, "CromWarily Conan scanned his surroundings, all of his senses alert
for signs of possible danger. Off in the distance, he could
see the familiar shapes of the Camp of the Duali tribe.
Suddenly, the hairs on his neck stand on end as he detects the
aura of evil magic in the air. Without thought, he readies
his weapon, and mutters under his breath:
"By Crom, there will be blood spilt today."

[ Conan the Avenger by Robert E. Howard, Bjorn Nyberg, and
L. Sprague de Camp ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. darnit!". heh.
Nameless February 6, 2006 01:35
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
Buying a book of the comics to read would be FAR easier than getting them all off the internet (especially seeing how you'd need to take a screenshot or something to get an image gallery) and reading off your computer.
Janos February 6, 2006 09:41
First comment: 18 August, 2005 40 comments written
I dont get the last panel.
Grey Knight February 6, 2006 12:11
First comment: 20 October, 2005 116 comments written
The trollThe troll shambled closer. He was perhaps eight feet tall,
perhaps more. His forward stoop, with arms dangling past
thick claw-footed legs to the ground, made it hard to tell.
The hairless green skin moved upon his body. His head was a
gash of a mouth, a yard-long nose, and two eyes which drank
the feeble torchlight and never gave back a gleam.
[...]
Like a huge green spider, the troll's severed hand ran on its
fingers. Across the mounded floor, up onto a log with one
taloned forefinger to hook it over the bark, down again it
scrambled, until it found the cut wrist. And there it grew
fast. The troll's smashed head seethed and knit together.
He clambered back on his feet and grinned at them. The
waning faggot cast red light over his fangs.
        [ Three Hearts and Three Lions, by Poul Anderson ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.'s wearing a T-shirt with the punchline from the linked episode
Fathead July 19, 2006 22:45
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
My Internet is slow. An advantage for paper comics would be so that you don't have to wait 20 seconds to load!
Grognor April 17, 2007 08:18
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Grey KnightHere lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
        [ Don Quixote of La Mancha by Miquel de
         Cervantes Saavedra ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. gets it. Why does nobody else? And WHY do people rate the comics they don't understand unfavorably?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
BOOM
kureshii March 16, 2008 14:42
First comment: 8 March, 2008 37 comments written
LOL... t-shirts? Why not some blessed dragonscale or the like...?

I might buy it, if Asidonhopo has that tome in stock ;)
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