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Tuesday, 17 January, 2006

by Nameless

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@ "Have you ever noticed how much Nethack sucks?"

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@ "That's it, that's the joke."

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   /  REST IN  \    
  /    PEACE    \   
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 |     Dudley    |  
 |   killed by   |  
 |  his audience |  
 |   *  *  *     |  
/\\_/(\/(/\)\//\/|

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Comments

Urkadur	January 17, 2006 16:22
First comment: 15 December, 2005	3 comments written
Poor dwarfDwarfs have faces like men (ugly men, with wrinkled, leathery skins), but are generally either flat-footed, duck-footed, or have feet pointing backwards. They are of the earth, earthy, living in the darkest of caverns and venturing forth only with the cloaks by which they can make themselves invisible, and others disguised as toads. Miners often come across them, and sometimes establish reasonably close relations with them. ... The miners of Cornwall were always delighted to hear a bucca busily mining away, for all dwarfs have an infallible nose for precious metals. Among other things, dwarfs are rightly valued for their skill as blacksmiths and jewellers: they made Odin his famous spear Gungnir, and Thor his hammer; for Freya they designed a magnificent necklace, and for Frey a golden boar. And in their spare time they are excellent bakers. Ironically, despite their odd feet, they are particularly fond of dancing. They can also see into the future, and consequently are excellent meteorologists. They can be free with presents to people they like, and a dwarvish gift is likely to turn to gold in the hand. But on the whole they are a snappish lot. [ The Immortals, by Derek and Julia Parker ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.. Stuck in the back row.
shel	January 17, 2006 18:46
First comment: 19 August, 2005	107 comments written
Tough crowd.
Aeschylus	January 28, 2006 06:36
First comment: 2 December, 2005	22 comments written
YaThe arrow of choice of the samurai, ya are made of very straight bamboo, and are tipped with hardened steel. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. ever notice how observational humor sucks?
Fathead	July 19, 2006 21:36
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
REST in PEACE?!
Grognor	April 17, 2007 07:47
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
No.
gneek	May 30, 2008 16:35
First comment: 18 January, 2008	159 comments written
I like it