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X "It's not fair. If I can phase through walls, why can't I also phase through the floor?"
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d "Why, of course you can phase through the floor! I thought everyone knew that!"
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d "It's easy. All you have to do is just squash your front and back legs together..."
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d "Then relax all your muscles, and let your cells merge with the floor's materials."
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d "Then just push against the floor. It should cease all resistance."
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d "Now, if you want to stop phasing through the floor, all you have to-"
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/ REST IN \
/ PEACE \
/ \
| Dudley |
| fell into the |
| centre of |
| the earth |
/\\_/_\/_/\_\//\/|
d "Oh well."
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