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Monday, 25 July, 2005

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\|`..........`\| \|.....`......\| \|...-----....\| ####-...\|.{&.....\| \|..`\|{@@\|`...\| \|...\|.{.\|....\| \|...-----....\| \|.....`......\| \|`..........`\| @ "Oh Orrie, will I ascend?"	\|`..........`\| \|.....`......\| \|...-----....\| ####-...\|.{.&....\| \|..`\|{@@\|`...\| \|...\|.{.\|....\| \|...-----....\| \|.....`......\| \|`..........`\| @ "Well, let's see..."	\|`..........`\| \|.....`......\| \|...-----....\| i###-...\|.{..&...\| \|..`\|{@@\|`...\| \|...\|.{.\|....\| \|...-----....\| \|.....`......\| \|`..........`\| @ "You have the mental stability of someone who has never seen the lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter, lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling foes. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. of day."	\|`..........`\| \|.....`......\| \|...-----....\| #ii#-...\|.{......\| \|..`\|{@@\|`&..\| \|...\|.{.\|....\| \|...-----....\| \|.....`......\| \|`..........`\| @ "Your dungeon experience and exploration skills are nonexistant."
\|`..........`\| \|.....`......\| \|...-----....\| ###i-i..\|.{......\| \|i.`\|{@@\|`...\| \|...\|.{.\|&...\| \|...-----....\| \|.....`......\| \|`..........`\| @ "You are reviled by every major and minor godGoddesses and Gods operate in ones, threesomes, or whole pantheons of nine or more (see Religion). Most of them claim to have made the world, and this is indeed a likely claim in the case of threesomes or pantheons: Fantasyland does have the air of having been made by a committee. But all Goddesses and Gods, whether they say they made the world or not, have very detailed short-term plans for it which they are determined to carry out. Consequently they tend to push people into the required actions by the use of coincidence or Prophecy, or just by narrowing down your available choices of what to do next: if a deity is pushing you, things will go miserably badly until there is only one choice left to you. [ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., deity or guardian spirit."	\|`..........`\| \|.....`......\| \|...-----....\| ####-...\|.{&.....\| \|i.`\|{@@\|`...\| \|i..\|.{.\|....\| \|.i.-----....\| \|.....`.&....\| \|`..........`\| @ "And finally, you are mortally terrified of rooms larger than eight squares by four."	\|`..........`\| \|.....`......\| \|...-----....\| ####-...\|.{......\| \|..`\|{@@\|`...\| \|...\|.{.\|....\| \|.i.-----....\| \|..ii&`......\| \|`..........`\| @ "As for your 'pet'... all I can say is 'I pray to Apollo that smell isn't natural.'"	\|`..........`\| \|.....`......\| \|...-----....\| ####-...\|.{......\| \|..`\|{@@\|`...\| \|...\|.{.\|....\| \|...-----....\| \|..&..`......\| \|`..........`\| @ "...But Dudley ascended, so really there's no way you can fail now."
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