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Thursday, 8 April, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
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The dwarfDwarfs have faces like men (ugly men, with wrinkled, leathery
skins), but are generally either flat-footed, duck-footed, or
have feet pointing backwards. They are of the earth, earthy,
living in the darkest of caverns and venturing forth only
with the cloaks by which they can make themselves invisible,
and others disguised as toads. Miners often come across them,
and sometimes establish reasonably close relations with them.
... The miners of Cornwall were always delighted to hear a
bucca busily mining away, for all dwarfs have an infallible
nose for precious metals.
Among other things, dwarfs are rightly valued for their skill
as blacksmiths and jewellers: they made Odin his famous spear
Gungnir, and Thor his hammer; for Freya they designed a
magnificent necklace, and for Frey a golden boar. And in their
spare time they are excellent bakers. Ironically, despite
their odd feet, they are particularly fond of dancing. They
can also see into the future, and consequently are excellent
meteorologists. They can be free with presents to people
they like, and a dwarvish gift is likely to turn to gold in
the hand. But on the whole they are a snappish lot.
[ The Immortals, by Derek and Julia Parker ]

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skins), but are generally either flat-footed, duck-footed, or
have feet pointing backwards. They are of the earth, earthy,
living in the darkest of caverns and venturing forth only
with the cloaks by which they can make themselves invisible,
and others disguised as toads. Miners often come across them,
and sometimes establish reasonably close relations with them.
... The miners of Cornwall were always delighted to hear a
bucca busily mining away, for all dwarfs have an infallible
nose for precious metals.
Among other things, dwarfs are rightly valued for their skill
as blacksmiths and jewellers: they made Odin his famous spear
Gungnir, and Thor his hammer; for Freya they designed a
magnificent necklace, and for Frey a golden boar. And in their
spare time they are excellent bakers. Ironically, despite
their odd feet, they are particularly fond of dancing. They
can also see into the future, and consequently are excellent
meteorologists. They can be free with presents to people
they like, and a dwarvish gift is likely to turn to gold in
the hand. But on the whole they are a snappish lot.
[ The Immortals, by Derek and Julia Parker ]

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eit_surreal July 8, 2004 21:01
First comment: 8 July, 2004 1 comments written
brilliant!
CordBar@aol.com July 8, 2004 21:21
First comment: 6 May, 2004 76 comments written
???? I don't get it.
Sancho July 16, 2004 14:40
First comment: 16 July, 2004 1 comments written
Maybe it's a cultural thing. Some tacky Americans have Lawn Gnomes (little plastic or metal or ceramic statues of gnomes to put in your yard) all over the place...and maybe some places call them Lawn Dwarves or something :)
Kernigh June 24, 2005 22:47
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
Is that why there are no G in this area?
Ronfar January 12, 2006 22:39
First comment: 12 January, 2006 2 comments written
I think it's a Discworld reference. On the Disc, never ever refer to a dwarfDwarfs have faces like men (ugly men, with wrinkled, leathery
skins), but are generally either flat-footed, duck-footed, or
have feet pointing backwards. They are of the earth, earthy,
living in the darkest of caverns and venturing forth only
with the cloaks by which they can make themselves invisible,
and others disguised as toads. Miners often come across them,
and sometimes establish reasonably close relations with them.
... The miners of Cornwall were always delighted to hear a
bucca busily mining away, for all dwarfs have an infallible
nose for precious metals.
Among other things, dwarfs are rightly valued for their skill
as blacksmiths and jewellers: they made Odin his famous spear
Gungnir, and Thor his hammer; for Freya they designed a
magnificent necklace, and for Frey a golden boar. And in their
spare time they are excellent bakers. Ironically, despite
their odd feet, they are particularly fond of dancing. They
can also see into the future, and consequently are excellent
meteorologists. They can be free with presents to people
they like, and a dwarvish gift is likely to turn to gold in
the hand. But on the whole they are a snappish lot.
[ The Immortals, by Derek and Julia Parker ]

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NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. as a "lawn ornament" unless you feel like suffering a particularly nasty demise.
Fathead April 4, 2006 01:20
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Poor guy.
Gadora November 4, 2006 01:42
First comment: 21 September, 2006 88 comments written
Ronfar: He must be playing as a touristThe road from Ankh-Morpork to Chrim is high, white and
winding, a thirty-league stretch of potholes and half-buried
rocks that spirals around mountains and dips into cool green
valleys of citrus trees, crosses liana-webbed gorges on
creaking rope bridges and is generally more picturesque than
useful.
Picturesque. That was a new word to Rincewind the wizard
(BMgc, Unseen University [failed]). It was one of a number
he had picked up since leaving the charred ruins of
Ankh-Morpork. Quaint was another one. Picturesque meant --
he decided after careful observation of the scenery that
inspired Twoflower to use the word -- that the landscape was
horribly precipitous. Quaint, when used to describe the
occasional village through which they passed, meant fever-
ridden and tumbledown.
Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld.
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant "idiot".
        [ The Colour of Magic, by Terry Pratchett ]

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Anoria January 25, 2007 02:35
First comment: 25 January, 2007 11 comments written
yeah, don't call a dwarfDwarfs have faces like men (ugly men, with wrinkled, leathery
skins), but are generally either flat-footed, duck-footed, or
have feet pointing backwards. They are of the earth, earthy,
living in the darkest of caverns and venturing forth only
with the cloaks by which they can make themselves invisible,
and others disguised as toads. Miners often come across them,
and sometimes establish reasonably close relations with them.
... The miners of Cornwall were always delighted to hear a
bucca busily mining away, for all dwarfs have an infallible
nose for precious metals.
Among other things, dwarfs are rightly valued for their skill
as blacksmiths and jewellers: they made Odin his famous spear
Gungnir, and Thor his hammer; for Freya they designed a
magnificent necklace, and for Frey a golden boar. And in their
spare time they are excellent bakers. Ironically, despite
their odd feet, they are particularly fond of dancing. They
can also see into the future, and consequently are excellent
meteorologists. They can be free with presents to people
they like, and a dwarvish gift is likely to turn to gold in
the hand. But on the whole they are a snappish lot.
[ The Immortals, by Derek and Julia Parker ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. a lawn ornament unless you'd like to part with your knees
Talita February 7, 2007 01:27
First comment: 7 February, 2007 20 comments written
In the UK they're called garden gnomes.
Grognor April 4, 2007 22:13
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Those.
HK June 5, 2007 15:35
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
I really don't get it.
r@ser July 9, 2007 22:43
First comment: 9 July, 2007 17 comments written
That was good! Garden gnomes like in Harry Potter?
r@ser July 9, 2007 22:43
First comment: 9 July, 2007 17 comments written
That was good! Garden gnomes like in Harry Potter?
Ib August 2, 2007 00:37
First comment: 31 July, 2007 12 comments written
For those of you who don't get it, I suggest reading the Wikipedia article on garden gnomes.
@ August 12, 2007 04:30
First comment: 26 July, 2004 155 comments written
No, not like in HP, decorations. And I don't really get it, either.
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