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Friday, 14 November, 2008 by Dion Nicolaas
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potionPOTABLE, n.  Suitable for drinking.  Water is said to be
potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage,
although even they find it palatable only when suffering
from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it
is a medicine.  Upon nothing has so great and diligent
ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all
countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the
invention of substitutes for water.  To hold that this
general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the
preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific --
and without science we are as the snakes and toads.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

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@ "Damn, no potatoes in the dungeon!"
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Number of ratings: 11

Comments

Wellan November 14, 2008 00:41
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
Sure, there are potatoes in the dungeon! Name the custom fruit!
Jackal Lantern November 14, 2008 05:33
First comment: 24 June, 2008 24 comments written
Mmmmm. Deep-fried fruit.
Arle November 14, 2008 12:01
First comment: 2 June, 2008 29 comments written
Mmm. Deep-fried Rodney.
Slowpoke November 15, 2008 00:54
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
Mmm. Deep-fried Mediocre rating.

(Just kidding, I gave it better than that.)
Traveler November 15, 2008 13:58
First comment: 15 November, 2008 2 comments written
Eating deep fried food makes your fingers slippery
Your +7 GrayswandirWhy had I been wearing Grayswandir? Would another weapon have
affected a Logrus-ghost as strongly? Had it really been my
father, then, who had brought me here? And had he felt I might
need the extra edge his weapon could provide? I wanted to
think so, to believe that he had been more than a Pattern-ghost.
        [ Knight of Shadows, by Roger Zelazny ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
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The +7 GrayswandirWhy had I been wearing Grayswandir? Would another weapon have
affected a Logrus-ghost as strongly? Had it really been my
father, then, who had brought me here? And had he felt I might
need the extra edge his weapon could provide? I wanted to
think so, to believe that he had been more than a Pattern-ghost.
        [ Knight of Shadows, by Roger Zelazny ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. falls in the lava
Antheridium November 15, 2008 17:33
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
The floor is made of lava!
Armv November 16, 2008 05:46
First comment: 5 October, 2006 28 comments written
Eating deep fried food makes your fingers slippery
Your +7 GrayswandirWhy had I been wearing Grayswandir? Would another weapon have
affected a Logrus-ghost as strongly? Had it really been my
father, then, who had brought me here? And had he felt I might
need the extra edge his weapon could provide? I wanted to
think so, to believe that he had been more than a Pattern-ghost.
        [ Knight of Shadows, by Roger Zelazny ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. slips from your hands
Your hands fall into the lava
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