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Monday, 10 September, 2007 by Dion Nicolaas
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@ "So, the holiday season is really really over. No more sun, beach and laziness..."
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@ "Let's get back to WORK!"
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The sleep ray hits you!


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Antheridium September 10, 2007 04:11
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
The foreman docks your pay! Your purse feels lighter.
Mordae September 10, 2007 14:45
First comment: 11 May, 2007 116 comments written
The boss zaps a wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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fire! Your income boils and explodes! Your retirement account smoulders!
Skyrock September 10, 2007 15:15
First comment: 26 July, 2007 41 comments written
G for the strip, E for the first two comments!
Grognor September 11, 2007 01:39
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Those wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting
the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a
were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province,
"notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase."
The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins,
halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the
said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to
take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other
penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may
judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following
year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who
ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little
children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears,
had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French
pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from
eating infants on a fast day.
        [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ]

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the best comments ever written! Excellents all over! Free rounds of booze for all the lawfuls! Wheeee!

Chaos can just suck itself.
Antheridium September 11, 2007 03:04
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
I must now sacrifice Grognor's corpse.
Fathead September 18, 2007 01:01
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Dittoes to Skyrock.

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