Dudley's dungeon
Monday, 12 May, 2008 |
by Wellan |
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@ "Just this lord left on this level... Let's end this quickly. What spells do I have?"
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@ "Hm...force bolt...that doesn't do enough damage...fireball fails most of the time..."
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@ "Hey, look at this! I can cast magic missile with a 0% failure rate! And it's my "special spell"!"
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@ "I wonder what happens when you cast your special spell? It has to be powerful, right?"
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@ "...I'll do it. Cast magic missile!"
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MAGIC MISSILE
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SFX: "mrrreee ... eeooowww..."
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SFX: "eeerrr ... ooooowwww!"
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The magic missile
misses the
lord.
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@ "With cinematics like that, you'd think that it'd be a bit more accurate."
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The lord is
blinded by the
special effects!
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@ "...but I guess it'll do."
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Rating
Average rating: Good Number of ratings: 23
Comments
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May 12, 2008 03:35
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First comment: 26 July, 2004 |
155 comments written |
um... |
gneek |
May 12, 2008 06:48
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First comment: 18 January, 2008 |
159 comments written |
erm... |
Eskimo |
May 12, 2008 08:25
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First comment: 14 April, 2004 |
166 comments written |
Wonder if I got the reference to spiky hair correct... |
Mikoangelo |
May 12, 2008 10:01
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First comment: 19 October, 2005 |
82 comments written |
Guys? It's funny! I give it an E. |
Nameless Fairy |
May 12, 2008 12:45
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First comment: 26 September, 2007 |
22 comments written |
Far, far too much setup for such a simple joke. I felt like I was reading Ctrl+Alt+Del, or perhaps a Sunday Shoe strip. |
Nameless |
May 12, 2008 13:15
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First comment: 29 December, 2004 |
281 comments written |
^ What the fairy said. But rated Good anyway. |
Wonderer |
May 12, 2008 14:07
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First comment: 22 March, 2007 |
106 comments written |
...what? |
flatluigi |
May 12, 2008 15:59
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First comment: 23 November, 2006 |
28 comments written |
It's a special-effects sequence for a special attack, like you'd see in a Final Fantasy game. |
Mighty Tater |
May 12, 2008 16:36
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First comment: 8 February, 2007 |
15 comments written |
But Nameless people, that's the whole point... wait for it... |
Deshmeister Prime |
May 15, 2008 00:45
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First comment: 15 May, 2008 |
20 comments written |
Not bad but too long |
MadDawg2552 |
October 10, 2008 15:50
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First comment: 6 October, 2008 |
69 comments written |
It could have done without the close-ups, and the stars in the second close-up are moving in the wrong direction. |
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