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Monday, 10 December, 2007

by Kernigh

\|...\| \|@@.\| -----\|----- \|....@....\| \|!%.h!%%%!\| \|%%!%%%!.%\| \|!!%%%.%%!\| \|!%%%%%!%%\| ----------- h "Hello Dudley Potter, welcome to South Campus Dining Hall!"	\|...\| \|...\| -----@----- \|....@....\| \|!%.h@%%%!\| \|%%!%%%!.%\| \|!!%%%.%%!\| \|!%%%%%!%%\| ----------- @ "I am thirsty." m - a potionPOTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage, although even they find it palatable only when suffering from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific -- and without science we are as the snakes and toads. [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. of Starbucks	\|...\| \|...\| -----@----- \|....@....\| \|!%.h@%%%!\| \|%%!%%%!.%\| \|!!%%%.%%!\| \|!%%%%%!%%\| ----------- You have 9000 meal points credit at South Campus Dining Hall.
\|...\| \|...\| -----@----- \|....@....\| \|!%.h@%%%!\| \|%%!%%%!.%\| \|!!%%%.%%!\| \|!%%%%%!%%\| ----------- You owe South Campus Dining Hall 200 meal points.	\|...\| \|...\| -----\|----- \|.........\| \|!%.h@@@%!\| \|%%!%%%!.%\| \|!!%%%.%%!\| \|!%%%%%!%%\| ----------- @ "Excuse me, shopkeeperThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., but I had 10310 meal points at the end of yesterday."	\|...\| \|...\| -----\|----- \|.........\| \|!%.h@..@!\| \|%%!%%@!.%\| \|!!%%%.%%!\| \|!%%%%%!%%\| ----------- h "Today is a focus date." @ "Focus date?"
\|...\| \|...\| -----\|----- \|.........\| \|!%.h@...!\| \|%%!%@.!.@\| \|!!%%%.%%!\| \|!%%%%%!%%\| ----------- h "If you are above the maximum balance on a focus date, we reduce your credit to the maximum."	\|...\| \|...\| -----\|----- \|.........\| \|!%.h@...!\| \|%%!...!..\| \|!!%@%.%.!\| \|!%%%%%!@.\| ----------- @ "So you took 1310 points? May you refund my 1310 zorkmids?"	\|...\| \|...\| -----\|----- \|.........\| \|!%.h@...!\| \|%%!...!..\| \|!!%.@...!\| \|!%%%@.!..\| ----------- h "No. You are at fault for not spending enough points."
\|...\| \|...\| -----\|----- \|.........\| \|!%.h@...!\| \|%%!...!..\| \|!!@.....!\| \|!%@...!..\| ----------- @ "But I've been eating corpses during class! Okay, I will not buy a meal plan next semester."	\|...\| \|...\| -----\|----- \|.........\| \|!@.h@...!\| \|.@!...!..\| \|!!......!\| \|!.....!..\| ----------- h "Every studentThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. at Squealspots Academy of Magic must purchase a meal plan."	\|.@.\| \|.@.\| -----\|----- \|.........\| \|!..h@...!\| \|..!...!..\| \|!!......!\| \|!.....!..\| ----------- @ "But you let Hermley and Ronley steal food!"
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