Dudley's dungeon
Monday, 10 December, 2007 |
by Kernigh |
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h "Hello Dudley Potter, welcome to South Campus Dining Hall!"
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@ "I am thirsty." m - a of Starbucks
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You have 9000 meal points credit at South Campus Dining Hall.
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You owe South Campus Dining Hall 200 meal points.
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@ "Excuse me, , but I had 10310 meal points at the end of yesterday."
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h "Today is a focus date." @ "Focus date?"
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h "If you are above the maximum balance on a focus date, we reduce your credit to the maximum."
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@ "So you took 1310 points? May you refund my 1310 zorkmids?"
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h "No. You are at fault for not spending enough points."
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@ "But I've been eating corpses during class! Okay, I will not buy a meal plan next semester."
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h "Every at Squealspots Academy of Magic must purchase a meal plan."
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@ "But you let Hermley and Ronley steal food!"
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Rating
Average rating: Mediocre Number of ratings: 12
Comments
Toby Bartels |
December 10, 2007 12:38
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First comment: 11 August, 2007 |
83 comments written |
A joke about one's own campus's policies is too parochial. But this comic is saved by "But you let Hermley and Ronley steal food!".
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Mantar |
December 10, 2007 20:45
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First comment: 17 June, 2004 |
197 comments written |
Ronley and Hermley Shouldley be Stuffedley into the Woodley Chipperley. Dammitley.
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Wellan |
December 11, 2007 01:34
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First comment: 27 November, 2007 |
247 comments written |
Meh. Too political. Kinda funny, though.
I'd say...fair. |
Kernigh |
December 11, 2007 03:09
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First comment: 6 April, 2005 |
349 comments written |
O dict.org, here my prayers, mumble, mumble...
parochial adjective: "having or characterized by narrow interests centered on oneself or one's local community" or "narrowly restricted in outlook or scope"
wood noun: "a golf club with a long shaft used to hit long shots"
chipper adjective: "having a cheerful, lively, and self-confident air"
I understand the comment about the strip being parochial, but where will I find a sufficiently confident golf club for stuffing Hermley and Ronley? |
Toby Bartels |
December 11, 2007 18:48
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First comment: 11 August, 2007 |
83 comments written |
No, no, a confident golf club is a "chipper wood". For a "wood chipper", see the movie Fargo.
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Grognor |
December 14, 2007 01:59
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
I think this comic was a good idea lost in translation. It's ALL about the presentation! |
Quint Sakugarne |
January 4, 2008 06:51
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First comment: 1 January, 2008 |
233 comments written |
Oh gawd, campus dining. No campus dining plan ever works right. |
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