Dudley's dungeon

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Friday, 2 November, 2007 by Nameless
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@ "Oof!"
@ "So. The famous Dudley. We meet at last."
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@ "Wait, I'm famous? Awesome! Guards, release me! I am your idol!"
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@ "Ugh ... No Dudley, no. What I mean is, I was once an adventurer like you."
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@ "Only a handful of us remain now, you the greatest a-
mong them. Bra-
very or stupidity, I often wonder."
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d (distant) "Stupidity! Definitely stupidity."
@ "Shut up Dogley!"
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@ "But when I entered that dun-
geon, I felt neither fear nor fortune. I felt power, and beauty."
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@ "Though it chewed me up and spat me out, only to chew me again, I vowed to protect it."
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@ "I am the Mazes of Menace incarnate. I am the dungeon's saviour. I — am — Cudley!"
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@ "... *snicker*"
@ "Shut up. Can I help it if all the good '—ley' names are taken?"
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@ "Aww, does somebody need a #hug?"
@ "Slowly. You will die slowly."


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G November 2, 2007 00:42
First comment: 5 October, 2005 82 comments written
I'm not sure why, but I like this one!
Fathead November 2, 2007 03:58
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
I am not the real Fathead.
L November 2, 2007 11:00
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
I would like to again apologise for the spate of "-ley" names. Please let me be absolved of negative alignment.
Toby Bartels November 2, 2007 11:23
First comment: 11 August, 2007 83 comments written
No, I am the real Fathead! I am only pretending to be Toby Bartels.
Mikoangelo November 2, 2007 12:20
First comment: 19 October, 2005 82 comments written
I wonder, is the GuardThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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's number a Hitman reference ad obscura?
Mantar November 2, 2007 19:21
First comment: 17 June, 2004 197 comments written
It's alright, L. Nobody could have foreseen it would get this bad. Bleh.
Antheridium November 2, 2007 23:31
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Don't forget Mudley! Or Spudley, or Crudley, or... I know!
Thudley!
Fathead November 3, 2007 13:02
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
...or Fugley, 'tis a favourite of mineMade by Dwarfs. The Rule here is that the Mine is either long
deserted or at most is inhabited by a few survivors who will
make confused claims to have been driven out/decimated by humans/
other Dwarfs/Minions of the Dark Lord. Inhabited or not, this
Mine will be very complex, with many levels of galleries,
beautifully carved and engineered. What was being mined here
is not always evident, but at least some of the time it will
appear to have been Jewels, since it is customary to find
unwanted emeralds, etc., still embedded in the rock of the
walls. Metal will also be present, but only when made up into
armor and weapons (_wondrous_).
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Antheridium November 4, 2007 01:32
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Fudgeley? Is that some candy brand?
Hm. I wonder if people would buy chocolate-covered Dudleys. Maybe we should start a company.
T.K. November 4, 2007 20:14
First comment: 14 October, 2007 13 comments written
Milk Dud-leys!
Grognor November 6, 2007 05:33
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
I somehow missed this part. Okay then.
Fathead November 8, 2007 19:39
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
You feel momentarily mocked.

Hey! I resent the abuse of my name, oh second (fake) incarnation! I do not use such words!

Erm, is "Scudley" much better? Nah, never mind.
Antheridium December 4, 2007 03:01
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Well, there's always Studley.

Or... I bet nobody's thought of this one before...

Udley!

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