Dudley's dungeon
Friday, 2 November, 2007 |
by Nameless |
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@ "Bring him in, and leave us." 47 "Yes sir."
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@ "Oof!" @ "So. The famous Dudley. We meet at last."
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@ "Wait, I'm famous? Awesome! Guards, release me! I am your idol!"
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@ "Ugh ... No Dudley, no. What I mean is, I was once an adventurer like you."
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@ "There many of us once. But defeat comes swiftly in the dungeon you call home."
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@ "Only a handful of us remain now, you the greatest a- mong them. Bra- very or stupidity, I often wonder."
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d (distant) "Stupidity! Definitely stupidity." @ "Shut up Dogley!"
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@ "But when I entered that dun- geon, I felt neither fear nor fortune. I felt power, and beauty."
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@ "Though it chewed me up and spat me out, only to chew me again, I vowed to protect it."
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@ "I am the Mazes of Menace incarnate. I am the dungeon's saviour. I — am — Cudley!"
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@ "... *snicker*" @ "Shut up. Can I help it if all the good '—ley' names are taken?"
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@ "Aww, does somebody need a #hug?" @ "Slowly. You will die slowly."
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G |
November 2, 2007 00:42
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First comment: 5 October, 2005 |
82 comments written |
I'm not sure why, but I like this one! |
Fathead |
November 2, 2007 03:58
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
I am not the real Fathead. |
L |
November 2, 2007 11:00
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First comment: 10 February, 2005 |
285 comments written |
I would like to again apologise for the spate of "-ley" names. Please let me be absolved of negative alignment. |
Toby Bartels |
November 2, 2007 11:23
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First comment: 11 August, 2007 |
83 comments written |
No, I am the real Fathead! I am only pretending to be Toby Bartels. |
Mikoangelo |
November 2, 2007 12:20
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First comment: 19 October, 2005 |
82 comments written |
I wonder, is the 's number a Hitman reference ad obscura? |
Mantar |
November 2, 2007 19:21
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First comment: 17 June, 2004 |
197 comments written |
It's alright, L. Nobody could have foreseen it would get this bad. Bleh.
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Antheridium |
November 2, 2007 23:31
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
Don't forget Mudley! Or Spudley, or Crudley, or... I know!
Thudley! |
Fathead |
November 3, 2007 13:02
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
...or Fugley, 'tis a favourite of . |
Antheridium |
November 4, 2007 01:32
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
Fudgeley? Is that some candy brand?
Hm. I wonder if people would buy chocolate-covered Dudleys. Maybe we should start a company. |
T.K. |
November 4, 2007 20:14
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First comment: 14 October, 2007 |
13 comments written |
Milk Dud-leys! |
Grognor |
November 6, 2007 05:33
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
I somehow missed this part. Okay then. |
Fathead |
November 8, 2007 19:39
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
You feel momentarily mocked.
Hey! I resent the abuse of my name, oh second (fake) incarnation! I do not use such words!
Erm, is "Scudley" much better? Nah, never mind. |
Antheridium |
December 4, 2007 03:01
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
Well, there's always Studley.
Or... I bet nobody's thought of this one before...
Udley! |
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