Dudley's dungeon

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Friday, 2 November, 2007 by Nameless
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@ "Oof!"
@ "So. The famous Dudley. We meet at last."
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@ "Wait, I'm famous? Awesome! Guards, release me! I am your idol!"
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@ "Ugh ... No Dudley, no. What I mean is, I was once an adventurer like you."
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@ "Only a handful of us remain now, you the greatest a-
mong them. Bra-
very or stupidity, I often wonder."
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d (distant) "Stupidity! Definitely stupidity."
@ "Shut up Dogley!"
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@ "But when I entered that dun-
geon, I felt neither fear nor fortune. I felt power, and beauty."
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@ "Though it chewed me up and spat me out, only to chew me again, I vowed to protect it."
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@ "I am the Mazes of Menace incarnate. I am the dungeon's saviour. I — am — Cudley!"
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@ "... *snicker*"
@ "Shut up. Can I help it if all the good '—ley' names are taken?"
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@ "Aww, does somebody need a #hug?"
@ "Slowly. You will die slowly."


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