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Friday, 26 October, 2007 by Nameless
                    
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@ "Hmm. I have to reach the C.O.R.P., but I know the dungeon exit is guarded ..." 
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@ "Wait, I know. I'll use these boots to sneak past them!" 
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d "Dudley, they're right at the doors, you're not going to be able to ..." 
                    
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@ "... and the fish? It was THIIIS big."
@ "Yeah, that's what your mum said last night." 
                    
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@ "Hey, is it just me, or did it suddenly get lighter in here?" 
                    
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@ "Uh, I don't think so. Do you get that feeling we're missing something really obvious though?" 
                    
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@ "HEY! There's somebody there!"
@ "Gulp." 
                    
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@ "Wait, you're right! It's a dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

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Grognor October 26, 2007 00:42
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
...it really does matter. :(
Antheridium October 26, 2007 01:30
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
I can just see this being on Monty PythonNow the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field
which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea,
hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of
the trees of the garden: but of the fruit of the tree which is
in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of
it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. And the serpent
said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: for God doth
know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be
opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. And
when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it
was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one
wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also
unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

And the Lord God said unto the woman, What is this that thou
hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I
did eat. And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou
hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above
every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and
dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: And I will put
enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her
seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
        [ Genesis 3:1-6,13-15 ]

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Grognor October 26, 2007 02:10
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
ImposterGrog: stop copying my name. Stop. Now. Stop. Bad jerkass.

Now then.

Excellent strip. How did Dudley manage to go diagonally through the doorwayThrough me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
        [ The Inferno, from The Divine Comedy of Dante
                Alighieri, translated by H.F. Cary ]

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motty October 26, 2007 03:17
First comment: 22 November, 2006 9 comments written
I agree with The Real Grognor.
Gadora October 26, 2007 03:36
First comment: 21 September, 2006 88 comments written
I had the same thought TrueGrog.
Mordae October 26, 2007 04:25
First comment: 11 May, 2007 116 comments written
No, you stay here and make sure 'E doesn't leave the dungeon!
  October 26, 2007 07:59
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
I think it kinda sucks that even with stealth and invisibility, the monsters are still able to see and find me.
Eskimo October 26, 2007 08:30
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
Didn't you see him teleport? Don't blink next time...
Zienth October 26, 2007 17:33
First comment: 8 May, 2007 9 comments written
Roight! I'll stay 'ere and make sure 'e leaves the dungeon!
Grognor October 26, 2007 21:22
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
My life is in ruins!
Halcyote October 26, 2007 23:20
First comment: 26 October, 2007 2 comments written
Listen, just give it up imposterGrog. it's not funny and it's not cool.

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