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Wednesday, 13 June, 2007 by Purple Koopa
                    
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What do you want to wear?
i - an uncursed +1 pair of speed boots. You feel yourself speed up.
                    
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What do you want to wield?
h - a pair of scissors (weapon in hand)
                    
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@ "Why do I have that feeling of impending doom?"
Also, do not to attempt speedrun ascensions with scissors.


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Wonderer June 13, 2007 00:46
First comment: 22 March, 2007 106 comments written
Weird Al Yankovic - Running with a CockatriceOnce in a great while, when the positions of the stars are
just right, a seven-year-old rooster will lay an egg. Then,
along will come a snake, to coil around the egg, or a toad,
to squat upon the egg, keeping it warm and helping it to
hatch. When it hatches, out comes a creature called basilisk,
or cockatrice, the most deadly of all creatures. A single
glance from its yellow, piercing toad's eyes will kill both
man and beast. Its power of destruction is said to be so
great that sometimes simply to hear its hiss can prove fatal.
Its breath is so venomous that it causes all vegetation
to wither.

There is, however, one creature which can withstand the
basilisk's deadly gaze, and this is the weasel. No one knows
why this is so, but although the fierce weasel can slay the
basilisk, it will itself be killed in the struggle. Perhaps
the weasel knows the basilisk's fatal weakness: if it ever
sees its own reflection in a mirror it will perish instantly.
But even a dead basilisk is dangerous, for it is said that
merely touching its lifeless body can cause a person to
sicken and die.
[ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library)
and other sources ]

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Corpse
Rose June 13, 2007 00:53
First comment: 3 July, 2006 79 comments written
Nice one :)

And this comic didn't overdo the obvious like the unfortunate rockBilbo saw that the moment had come when he must do something.
He could not get up at the brutes and he had nothing to shoot
with; but looking about he saw that in this place there were
many stones lying in what appeared to be a now dry little
watercourse. Bilbo was a pretty fair shot with a stone, and
it did not take him long to find a nice smooth egg-shaped one
that fitted his hand cosily. As a boy he used to practise
throwing stones at things, until rabbits and squirrels, and
even birds, got out of his way as quick as lightning if they
saw him stoop; and even grownup he had still spent a deal of
his time at quoits, dart-throwing, shooting at the wand,
bowls, ninepins and other quiet games of the aiming and
throwing sort - indeed he could do lots of things, besides
blowing smoke-rings, asking riddles and cooking, that I
haven't time to tell you about. There is no time now. While
he was picking up stones, the spider had reached Bombur, and
soon he would have been dead. At that moment Bilbo threw.
The stone struck the spider plunk on the head, and it dropped
senseless off the tree, flop to the ground, with all its legs
curled up.
        [ The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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/paper/scissors. Must remember that if I ever try to write a comic.
Purple Koopa June 13, 2007 02:05
First comment: 20 June, 2006 16 comments written
Ha ha! I love Weird Al :)

And I just realized I typed in some Engrish in the extra text. Silly me. -_-
Mantar June 13, 2007 05:04
First comment: 17 June, 2004 197 comments written
It cracked me up. E-ticket!
Antheridium June 13, 2007 06:55
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
I knew one of these was coming.

But I'm glad to see it anyway. Something would have felt undone if I hadn't.
Grognor June 13, 2007 08:54
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
HEY!~~

This one was pretty good.
Mordae June 13, 2007 14:40
First comment: 11 May, 2007 116 comments written
Dudley's mother would be so disappointed in him. Of course, she probably stopped talking to him after he insisted on living the kill-or-be-killed life instead of settling down as a nice shopkeeperThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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Slowpoke June 14, 2007 00:01
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
I can has sisors? Im in ur dungeons runnin wit ur sisors.
Fathead June 15, 2007 18:56
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Engrish, eh? Oh yeah, now that you pointed it out to me!
1338h4x June 16, 2007 14:32
First comment: 19 September, 2006 102 comments written
Being a shopkeeperThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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would be just as dangerous. You have to put up with arrogant adventures attacking you, and all those pets that are ****ing trained to steal.
Antheridium June 17, 2007 07:18
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Remember that Dudley did try to open shops before.

Twice.

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