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Wonderer	June 13, 2007 00:46
First comment: 22 March, 2007	106 comments written
Weird Al Yankovic - Running with a CockatriceOnce in a great while, when the positions of the stars are just right, a seven-year-old rooster will lay an egg. Then, along will come a snake, to coil around the egg, or a toad, to squat upon the egg, keeping it warm and helping it to hatch. When it hatches, out comes a creature called basilisk, or cockatrice, the most deadly of all creatures. A single glance from its yellow, piercing toad's eyes will kill both man and beast. Its power of destruction is said to be so great that sometimes simply to hear its hiss can prove fatal. Its breath is so venomous that it causes all vegetation to wither. There is, however, one creature which can withstand the basilisk's deadly gaze, and this is the weasel. No one knows why this is so, but although the fierce weasel can slay the basilisk, it will itself be killed in the struggle. Perhaps the weasel knows the basilisk's fatal weakness: if it ever sees its own reflection in a mirror it will perish instantly. But even a dead basilisk is dangerous, for it is said that merely touching its lifeless body can cause a person to sicken and die. [ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) and other sources ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. Corpse
Rose	June 13, 2007 00:53
First comment: 3 July, 2006	79 comments written
Nice one :) And this comic didn't overdo the obvious like the unfortunate rockBilbo saw that the moment had come when he must do something. He could not get up at the brutes and he had nothing to shoot with; but looking about he saw that in this place there were many stones lying in what appeared to be a now dry little watercourse. Bilbo was a pretty fair shot with a stone, and it did not take him long to find a nice smooth egg-shaped one that fitted his hand cosily. As a boy he used to practise throwing stones at things, until rabbits and squirrels, and even birds, got out of his way as quick as lightning if they saw him stoop; and even grownup he had still spent a deal of his time at quoits, dart-throwing, shooting at the wand, bowls, ninepins and other quiet games of the aiming and throwing sort - indeed he could do lots of things, besides blowing smoke-rings, asking riddles and cooking, that I haven't time to tell you about. There is no time now. While he was picking up stones, the spider had reached Bombur, and soon he would have been dead. At that moment Bilbo threw. The stone struck the spider plunk on the head, and it dropped senseless off the tree, flop to the ground, with all its legs curled up. [ The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details./paper/scissors. Must remember that if I ever try to write a comic.
Purple Koopa	June 13, 2007 02:05
First comment: 20 June, 2006	16 comments written
Ha ha! I love Weird Al :) And I just realized I typed in some Engrish in the extra text. Silly me. -_-
Mantar	June 13, 2007 05:04
First comment: 17 June, 2004	197 comments written
It cracked me up. E-ticket!
Antheridium	June 13, 2007 06:55
First comment: 17 May, 2007	442 comments written
I knew one of these was coming. But I'm glad to see it anyway. Something would have felt undone if I hadn't.
Grognor	June 13, 2007 08:54
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
HEY!~~ This one was pretty good.
Mordae	June 13, 2007 14:40
First comment: 11 May, 2007	116 comments written
Dudley's mother would be so disappointed in him. Of course, she probably stopped talking to him after he insisted on living the kill-or-be-killed life instead of settling down as a nice shopkeeperThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details..
Slowpoke	June 14, 2007 00:01
First comment: 27 February, 2007	239 comments written
I can has sisors? Im in ur dungeons runnin wit ur sisors.
Fathead	June 15, 2007 18:56
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Engrish, eh? Oh yeah, now that you pointed it out to me!
1338h4x	June 16, 2007 14:32
First comment: 19 September, 2006	102 comments written
Being a shopkeeperThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. would be just as dangerous. You have to put up with arrogant adventures attacking you, and all those pets that are ***ing trained* to steal.
Antheridium	June 17, 2007 07:18
First comment: 17 May, 2007	442 comments written
Remember that Dudley did try to open shops before. Twice.

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