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Friday, 15 December, 2006 by azgor
                    
                    
                    
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@ "A general store! And thank goodness it has..."
@ "Greetings, Sir!"
                    
                    
                    
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@ "The Acme Corporation has entrusted me to show you..."
                    
                    
                    
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@ "...the handiest and the dandiest thing you've ever seen!"
                    
                    
                    
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@ "And don't you want to know how it works?"
                    
                    
                    
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@ "Then you get out the tool that's not a slicer or a dicer..."
                    
                    
                    
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@ "It's not a chopper in a hopper. What in the hell could it possibly be!?"
                    
                    
                    
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@ "Moj-O-Matic!"
*SPLORT!*           
                    
                    
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@ "It instantly turns apples into applesauce!"
*SPLASH!*           
                    
                    
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*SPLAT!*            
                    
                    
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@ "It quickly scrambles eggs!"
*SPAM!*             
                    
                    
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@ "It even opens tins!"
*SPLOOSH!*          
                    
                    
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@ "And did I mention how easy it is to clean?!"
                    
                    
                    
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@ "This mar-
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device can be yours today for only one easy payment of 29,995!"
                    
                    
                    
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@ "What do you say, is it a sale?!"
You faint from lack 
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Apologies to L. Gallagher!


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