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Tuesday, 27 June, 2006 by Nameless
                    
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@ "Getting that mail made me realise... exploring the Dungeons of Doom by myself is pretty lonely." 
                    
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@ "So I've decided to hire a companion to accompany me! All good heroes need a sidekick!" 
Sabrina murmurs in  
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@ "Sabrina, we can't let our relationship get in the way of my questMany, possibly most, Tours are organized as a Quest. This
is like a large-scale treasure hunt, with clues scattered
all over the continent, a few false leads, Mystical Masters
as game-show hosts, and the Dark Lord and the Terrain to
make the Quest interestingly difficult. [...]
In order to be assured of your future custom, the Management
has a further Rule: Tourists, far from being rewarded for
achieving their Quest Object, must then go on to conquer
the Dark Lord or set about Saving the World, or both. And
why not? By then you will have had a lot of practice in
that sort of thing and, besides, the Quest Object is usually
designed to help you do it.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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@ "For the last time, we already agreed on your payment!" 
                    
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@ "Yeah, see, I'm looking for a more... reliable companion." 
                    
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@ "Damn it, stop fooling around Mike." 
                    
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@ "Oh come on, I specifically mentioned that a lot of travelling would be requireds!" 
                    
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@ "Just... no." 
                    
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@ "VladVlad Dracula the Impaler was a 15th-Century monarch of the
Birgau region of the Carpathian Mountains, in what is now
Romania. In Romanian history he is best known for two things.
One was his skilled handling of the Ottoman Turks, which kept
them from making further inroads into Christian Europe. The
other was the ruthless manner in which he ran his fiefdom.
He dealt with perceived challengers to his rule by impaling
them upright on wooden stakes. Visiting dignitaries who
failed to doff their hats had them nailed to their head.

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NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.? Shouldn't you be in your towerTowers (_brooding_, _dark_) stand alone in Waste Areas and
almost always belong to Wizards. All are several stories high,
round, doorless, virtually windowless, and composed of smooth
blocks of masonry that make them very hard to climb. [...]
You will have to go to a Tower and then break into it at some
point towards the end of your Tour.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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V "Wait, this isn't the American Idol auditions?" 
                    
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@ "It's not going very well so far."
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Average rating: Excellent
Number of ratings: 31

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Kernigh June 27, 2006 03:27
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
In the past I have hired nymphs. I might have named them Nymphy.
Dav June 27, 2006 06:06
First comment: 26 June, 2004 147 comments written
The yen bumped it up from a fair to a good.
L June 27, 2006 07:39
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
It doesn't really gel with the Dogley strips I've been doing... but it's still above expected quality.
stormy June 27, 2006 14:48
First comment: 9 July, 2005 44 comments written
It's a mutant monkey"Listen, man-cub," said the Bear, and his voice rumbled like
thunder on a hot night. "I have taught thee all the Law of
the Jungle for all the peoples of the jungle--except the
Monkey-Folk who live in the trees. They have no law. They
are outcasts. They have no speech of their own, but use the
stolen words which they overhear when they listen, and peep,
and wait up above in the branches. Their way is not our way.
They are without leaders. They have no remembrance. They
boast and chatter and pretend that they are a great people
about to do great affairs in the jungle, but the falling of
a nut turns their minds to laughter and all is forgotten.
We of the jungle have no dealings with them. We do not drink
where the monkeys drink; we do not go where the monkeys go;
we do not hunt where they hunt; we do not die where they die...."
        [ The Jungle Book, by Rudyard Kipling ]

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Roger Barnett June 27, 2006 15:48
First comment: 7 April, 2006 143 comments written
Perhaps that should be the new nethack monster?
Mikoangelo June 27, 2006 16:11
First comment: 19 October, 2005 82 comments written
I like the MimicThe ancestors of the modern day chameleon, these creatures can
assume the form of anything in their surroundings. They may
assume the shape of objects or dungeon features. Unlike the
chameleon though, which assumes the shape of another creature
and goes in hunt of food, the mimic waits patiently for its
meals to come in search of it.

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shel June 27, 2006 21:39
First comment: 19 August, 2005 107 comments written
It could be a MarilithThe marilith has a torso shaped like that of a human female,
and the lower body of a great snake. It has multiple arms,
and can freely attack with all of them. Since it is
intelligent enough to use weapons, this means it can cause
great damage.

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Beowulf June 28, 2006 15:43
First comment: 8 January, 2005 114 comments written
The yen bumped it up from a good to an excellent.
rose June 30, 2006 01:10
First comment: 30 June, 2006 10 comments written
I'm still finding the newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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since discovering dudley's dungeon 4 days ago i think i've spent more time reading the back comics than playing nethack. only half a year to go!
Fathead July 25, 2006 20:29
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Eh? What's the Yen supposed to be? a figment of his imagination?
Fathead July 25, 2006 20:47
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
The Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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Kenzo April 7, 2007 00:16
First comment: 6 April, 2007 5 comments written
Just...yes ;) hileffinarious.
Grognor April 19, 2007 05:41
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Excellent, honourable Nameless-san.
1338h4x May 1, 2007 03:51
First comment: 19 September, 2006 102 comments written
Hehe, yen.
DaHusky June 4, 2007 14:03
First comment: 4 June, 2007 27 comments written
Simply great
kureshii March 16, 2008 17:22
First comment: 8 March, 2008 37 comments written
Yen=1/100th zorkmidA metal of characteristic yellow colour, the most precious
metal used as a common commercial medium of exchange. Symbol,
Au; at. no. 79; at. wt. 197.2. It is the most malleable
and ductile of all metals, and very heavy (sp. gr., 19.3).
It is quite unalterable by heat, moisture, and most
corrosive agents, and therefore well suited for its use in
coin and jewelry.
[ Webster's New International Dictionary
         of the English Language, Second Edition ]

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gneek June 19, 2008 20:33
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