Dudley's dungeon



Tuesday, 27 June, 2006 by Nameless
                    
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@ "Getting that mail made me realise... exploring the Dungeons of Doom by myself is pretty lonely."
                    
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@ "So I've decided to hire a companion to accompany me! All good heroes need a sidekick!"
Sabrina murmurs in  
your ear, <More>    
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@ "Sabrina, we can't let our relationship get in the way of my quest!"
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@ "For the last time, we already agreed on your payment!"
                    
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@ "Yeah, see, I'm looking for a more... reliable companion."
                    
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@ "Damn it, stop fooling around Mike."
                    
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@ "Oh come on, I specifically mentioned that a lot of travelling would be requireds!"
                    
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@ "Just... no."
                    
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@ "Vlad? Shouldn't you be in your tower?"
V "Wait, this isn't the American Idol auditions?"
                    
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@ "How did you even get in?"
                    
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@ "Oh for the love of... You don't even exist!"
                    
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@ "It's not going very well so far."


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