Dudley's dungeon
Monday, 26 December, 2005 |
by Grey Knight |
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@ "I guess I'd better get some shut-eye before Christmas to- morrow. I wish I had presents..."
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You fall asleep.
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@ "Zzzz..."
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Santa phases through
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@ "Hmm, what have I got for this little fellow? Ah, of course..."
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@ "Okay Rudolph, let's go!"
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You wake up.
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@ "Oh boy, Christmas Day! Hey, what's this?!"
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a - a
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@ "A present? For me? I can't wait to see what Santa's left me!"
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b - 53 worthless
pieces of coal
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@ "Oh great. Thanks for nothing, Santa. Hey wait, there's something else..."
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c - a tiny plastic
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@ "Well, that's just plain rude."
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Comments
Daverd |
December 26, 2005 06:39
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First comment: 18 August, 2004 |
26 comments written |
Santa knows who's been Lawful and who's been Chaotic... |
Irashtar |
December 26, 2005 09:16
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First comment: 17 February, 2005 |
19 comments written |
He knows when you've been poisoned, he knows when you have Sleep res, he knows What your alignment is, so be <alignment> for <alignment>'s !
Jingle bells, Litchen's smell, That 'trice just laid an , -mo-bile lost a shoe, and Dudley took ballet! |
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December 26, 2005 09:19
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
Don't complain, that's a Blessed x3 BOH! |
Aeschylus |
January 28, 2006 06:24
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First comment: 2 December, 2005 |
22 comments written |
Cast a Plastic to Flesh spell? |
Fathead |
July 19, 2006 20:37
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
He should have it ID'd |
Fathead |
July 19, 2006 21:28
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
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Fathead |
July 27, 2006 23:03
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
Coal's not worthless! |
Haribo |
March 31, 2007 17:24
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First comment: 28 March, 2007 |
2 comments written |
Yeh - zap it with /ofpolymorph and it all turn into diamonds.... |
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July 4, 2007 00:06
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First comment: 26 July, 2004 |
155 comments written |
joke's good but Irashtar's comment is better, ROFL. |
Grognor |
July 26, 2007 02:41
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
I don't think I commented on this one.
Yup. |
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