Dudley's dungeon
Friday, 17 June, 2005 |
by roncli |
u - A blessed
of an
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@ "Woot! It's my lucky day!"
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Call a tame :
Archie
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@ "Alright Archie, here's the plan... you distract the soldiers while I..."
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Suddenly, you notice
a .
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t "BUUUUURP!!" @ "You bastard."
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Lawful ihope |
June 17, 2005 01:39
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First comment: 7 June, 2005 |
29 comments written |
Thtwstfst. |
Nameless |
June 17, 2005 02:34
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First comment: 29 December, 2004 |
281 comments written |
You know... that's not really that funny. |
Potman |
June 17, 2005 07:57
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First comment: 17 June, 2005 |
8 comments written |
That's happened to me once. I had a pet and ate it. |
Eskimo |
June 17, 2005 08:23
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First comment: 14 April, 2004 |
166 comments written |
It's funny enough when you have lost your 5 first Archons as a pacifist and still ascended. That would be like ummm, 2% of the nh population? 0.5%? |
Eemeli |
June 17, 2005 11:47
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First comment: 2 March, 2005 |
143 comments written |
Yep, that is sad :'(
I once lost my tame Arch- to a . |
L |
June 17, 2005 13:15
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First comment: 10 February, 2005 |
285 comments written |
Wait, why do the corners of the room have doors in them? Unopenable ones at that?
You think Dion would've at least picked up on that anomaly. |
Plague |
June 17, 2005 14:58
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First comment: 31 January, 2005 |
102 comments written |
@L - I don't think they're doors at all.
I'm guessing the next one's "Ode to an " |
Nifrith |
June 17, 2005 20:44
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First comment: 25 April, 2005 |
18 comments written |
There's a couple of things here.. I think it's a South Park joke (Archie, Kenny), secondly, I believe some versions of NetHack actually show corners of rooms as '+', because doors cannot exist there without using a spell or . They'd probably be grey '+'s to match the walls as well, but I'm not sure. Fun stuff, we're back to those 'amusing situations we run in to', rather than story-driven stuff. Both are nice. |
Zeddi |
June 18, 2005 05:52
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First comment: 5 June, 2004 |
80 comments written |
Normal 3.4.3 dont have +s as a corner... slashem also dont have. uhm... but it could be a refer to Southpark - nevermind, i dont get it. |
M |
June 18, 2005 10:54
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First comment: 1 June, 2005 |
13 comments written |
...it's obviously not some weird referance, or some old version. It's just that roncli thought that + looked better than - for a corner. |
Eemeli |
June 18, 2005 12:11
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First comment: 2 March, 2005 |
143 comments written |
Archie=Kenny? |
Kernigh |
June 18, 2005 18:39
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First comment: 6 April, 2005 |
349 comments written |
In nethack 3.4.3, the dungeon option allows you to configure things like the appearance of corners. According to the Nethack Guidebook (http://nethack.org/v343/Guidebook.html#_TOCentry_43), the default is S|--------||.-|++##.##<><>_|\#{}.}..##S#} (use a space instead of S) and:
The order of the symbols is: solid , vertical wall, horizontal wall, upper left corner, upper right corner, lower left corner, lower right corner, cross wall, upward T wall, downward T wall, leftward T wall, rightward T wall, no , vertical open , horizontal open , vertical closed , horizontal closed , iron bars, , floor of a room, dark corridor, lit corridor, stairs up, stairs down, ladder up, ladder down, , , , kitchen sink, , pool or moat, ice, lava, vertical lowered drawbridge, horizontal lowered drawbridge, vertical raised drawbridge, horizontal raised drawbridge, air, , under . You might want to use `+' for the corners and T walls for a more aesthetic, boxier display. |
Kernigh |
June 19, 2005 03:46
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First comment: 6 April, 2005 |
349 comments written |
(read of identify)
t - a large mouth of summon monster
t "BUUUUURP!"
A and five umber hulks appear! You have a bad feeling about this.
The hits! The blinds you.
@ "Thanks for the help."
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Nesman |
June 19, 2005 08:35
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First comment: 4 January, 2005 |
112 comments written |
Don't umber hulks confuse you with their gaze? Being blind might not be so bad in Kernigh's situation. |
M |
June 20, 2005 03:06
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First comment: 1 June, 2005 |
13 comments written |
right, which is what made "thanks for the help" the punchline |
Fathead |
June 20, 2006 01:29
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
Sure it's funny! It happened to someone else, someone ficticious! |
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April 14, 2007 18:51
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
This is classic RNG. |
Grognor |
April 14, 2007 19:36
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
DAMNIT! How many comics has it forgotten my name for? |
Kassil the Erratic |
April 18, 2007 04:19
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First comment: 17 April, 2007 |
28 comments written |
All of them. I tricked it into reading a of amensia. |
Grognor |
May 13, 2007 10:12
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
you, Kassil the Erratic! You've been the bane of my existance for far too long. DIE!
Grognor hits you with a wide-angle lightning beam!
Grognor hits you with a wide-angle disintegration beam!
Grognor hits! Grognor bites! Grognor kicks! Grognor stings! Grognor butts!
Grognor casts a spell! Arch-liches appear from nowhere!
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