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Thursday, 7 April, 2005 by eneekmot@yahoo.com
                    
                    
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@ Apply what? g
You identify the white worthless piece of glass.
                    
                    
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@ "Hmm... I wonder if she'll notice..."
                    
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@ "Hey, baby. Look what I've got for you!"
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
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 |     Dudley     | 
 |    killed by   | 
 |   being cheap. | 
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Kernigh April 7, 2005 01:54
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
I know about every monster in the game
Because I type / and enter anything's name
But there is no way to recognize any rockBilbo saw that the moment had come when he must do something.
He could not get up at the brutes and he had nothing to shoot
with; but looking about he saw that in this place there were
many stones lying in what appeared to be a now dry little
watercourse. Bilbo was a pretty fair shot with a stone, and
it did not take him long to find a nice smooth egg-shaped one
that fitted his hand cosily. As a boy he used to practise
throwing stones at things, until rabbits and squirrels, and
even birds, got out of his way as quick as lightning if they
saw him stoop; and even grownup he had still spent a deal of
his time at quoits, dart-throwing, shooting at the wand,
bowls, ninepins and other quiet games of the aiming and
throwing sort - indeed he could do lots of things, besides
blowing smoke-rings, asking riddles and cooking, that I
haven't time to tell you about. There is no time now. While
he was picking up stones, the spider had reached Bombur, and
soon he would have been dead. At that moment Bilbo threw.
The stone struck the spider plunk on the head, and it dropped
senseless off the tree, flop to the ground, with all its legs
curled up.
        [ The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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Next time toss a lichenThe chamber was of unhewn rock, round, as near as might
be, eighteen or twenty feet across, and gay with rich
variety of fern and moss and lichen. The fern was in
its winter still, or coiling for the spring-tide; but
moss was in abundant life, some feathering, and some
gobleted, and some with fringe of red to it.
        [ Lorna Doone, by R.D. Blackmore ]

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corpse. Then what rhymes with sock?

Kernigh killed by missing a rhyme
Wraith April 7, 2005 01:54
First comment: 7 April, 2005 3 comments written
Now do you see where trying to hornswoggle a unicornMen have always sought the elusive unicorn, for the single
twisted horn which projected from its forehead was thought to
be a powerful talisman. It was said that the unicorn had
simply to dip the tip of its horn in a muddy pool for the water
to become pure. Men also believed that to drink from this horn
was a protection against all sickness, and that if the horn was
ground to a powder it would act as an antidote to all poisons.
Less than 200 years ago in France, the horn of a unicorn was
used in a ceremony to test the royal food for poison.

Although only the size of a small horse, the unicorn is a very
fierce beast, capable of killing an elephant with a single
thrust from its horn. Its fleetness of foot also makes this
solitary creature difficult to capture. However, it can be
tamed and captured by a maiden. Made gentle by the sight of a
virgin, the unicorn can be lured to lay its head in her lap, and
in this docile mood, the maiden may secure it with a golden rope.
[ Mythical Beasts, by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ]

Martin took a small sip of beer. "Almost ready," he said.
"You hold your beer awfully well."
Tlingel laughed. "A unicorn's horn is a detoxicant. Its
possession is a universal remedy. I wait until I reach the
warm glow stage, then I use my horn to burn off any excess and
keep me right there."
        [ Unicorn Variations, by Roger Zelazny ]

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gets you?
Plague April 7, 2005 02:24
First comment: 31 January, 2005 102 comments written
Ha! That fool deserves to die
along with that excuse of Kernightry
what mortals will do by and by
with new found use of Jabberwocky?

Plague gets 50 years of imprisonment for making a bad rhyme.
Plague April 7, 2005 02:24
First comment: 31 January, 2005 102 comments written
Ha! That fool deserves to die
along with that excuse of Kernightry
what mortals will do by and by
with new found use of Jabberwocky?

Plague gets 50 years of imprisonment for making a bad rhyme.
Plague April 7, 2005 02:24
First comment: 31 January, 2005 102 comments written
Sorry about that. Next time I'll listen to Firefox.
Nameless April 7, 2005 07:27
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
What's up with all the rhymes?
Violist April 7, 2005 08:08
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Forsooth, I hath not deciphered the intent behind the numerous rhymes. Methinks they serve no ulterior purpose, however, and we can rest assured that they are not agents of the Dark One... But he ruled rather by force and fear, if they might
avail; and those who perceived his shadow spreading over the
world called him the Dark Lord and named him the Enemy; and
he gathered again under his government all the evil things of
the days of Morgoth that remained on earth or beneath it,
and the Orcs were at his command and multiplied like flies.
Thus the Black Years began ...
        [ The Silmarillion, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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And by the way, 'g' was probably a blessed touchstone"Gold is tried by a touchstone, men by gold."
        [ Chilon (c. 560 BC) ]

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Eskimo April 7, 2005 08:49
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
Joke standard is rising again... (not just this one). Nice.
Plague April 7, 2005 23:44
First comment: 31 January, 2005 102 comments written
Emplacid bard our violist is,
before the common cockatriz.
For what a fool would Nameless be,
if not for Nethack poetry?
Fathead May 4, 2006 19:54
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
What, he's seducing a horseKing Richard III: A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!
Catesby: Withdraw, my lord; I'll help you to a horse.
King Richard III: Slave, I have set my life upon a cast,
And I will stand the hazard of the die:
I think there be six Richmonds in the field;
Five have I slain to-day instead of him.
A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!
        [ King Richard III, by William Shakespeare ]

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Newbie August 10, 2006 12:50
First comment: 10 August, 2006 3 comments written
Since wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting
the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a
were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province,
"notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase."
The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins,
halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the
said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to
take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other
penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may
judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following
year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who
ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little
children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears,
had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French
pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from
eating infants on a fast day.
        [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ]

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getting closer to real time, I'll tell Fathead that the u is a unicornMen have always sought the elusive unicorn, for the single
twisted horn which projected from its forehead was thought to
be a powerful talisman. It was said that the unicorn had
simply to dip the tip of its horn in a muddy pool for the water
to become pure. Men also believed that to drink from this horn
was a protection against all sickness, and that if the horn was
ground to a powder it would act as an antidote to all poisons.
Less than 200 years ago in France, the horn of a unicorn was
used in a ceremony to test the royal food for poison.

Although only the size of a small horse, the unicorn is a very
fierce beast, capable of killing an elephant with a single
thrust from its horn. Its fleetness of foot also makes this
solitary creature difficult to capture. However, it can be
tamed and captured by a maiden. Made gentle by the sight of a
virgin, the unicorn can be lured to lay its head in her lap, and
in this docile mood, the maiden may secure it with a golden rope.
[ Mythical Beasts, by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ]

Martin took a small sip of beer. "Almost ready," he said.
"You hold your beer awfully well."
Tlingel laughed. "A unicorn's horn is a detoxicant. Its
possession is a universal remedy. I wait until I reach the
warm glow stage, then I use my horn to burn off any excess and
keep me right there."
        [ Unicorn Variations, by Roger Zelazny ]

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in this instance and that throwing gems at a unicornMen have always sought the elusive unicorn, for the single
twisted horn which projected from its forehead was thought to
be a powerful talisman. It was said that the unicorn had
simply to dip the tip of its horn in a muddy pool for the water
to become pure. Men also believed that to drink from this horn
was a protection against all sickness, and that if the horn was
ground to a powder it would act as an antidote to all poisons.
Less than 200 years ago in France, the horn of a unicorn was
used in a ceremony to test the royal food for poison.

Although only the size of a small horse, the unicorn is a very
fierce beast, capable of killing an elephant with a single
thrust from its horn. Its fleetness of foot also makes this
solitary creature difficult to capture. However, it can be
tamed and captured by a maiden. Made gentle by the sight of a
virgin, the unicorn can be lured to lay its head in her lap, and
in this docile mood, the maiden may secure it with a golden rope.
[ Mythical Beasts, by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ]

Martin took a small sip of beer. "Almost ready," he said.
"You hold your beer awfully well."
Tlingel laughed. "A unicorn's horn is a detoxicant. Its
possession is a universal remedy. I wait until I reach the
warm glow stage, then I use my horn to burn off any excess and
keep me right there."
        [ Unicorn Variations, by Roger Zelazny ]

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will grant thee extra luck!
Grognor April 12, 2007 05:38
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Indeed.
HK September 6, 2007 22:13
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Isn't it a worthless piece of white glass?

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