Dudley's dungeon
Wednesday, 6 April, 2005 |
by Goodgods |
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@ "A working , good lighting, running , good location. It's perfect!"
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@ "Look at me, purveyor of fine home made soups and statues!"
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@ "Oh look, customers."
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DollarD |
April 6, 2005 00:47
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First comment: 17 August, 2004 |
4 comments written |
Hehehehehe... just have to wonder if the customers are gonna rob him blind... |
Mantar |
April 6, 2005 01:50
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First comment: 17 June, 2004 |
197 comments written |
I've wondered how shopkeepers can get by in nethack, when there's only one customer per game, and he always has his pet steal everything. :)
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Beowulf |
April 6, 2005 02:24
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First comment: 8 January, 2005 |
114 comments written |
How often do you get killed by a ? And did you know you can't genocide them? In one of my games I found a bones file (my first, I'm getting better) of an named Finn who had been filthy rich. His was devoid of treasure and there was a shop on that level that was packed with great stuff. There several other graves in there and poor Finn had met his fate at the hands of an enraged .
Shopkeepers are evil little creeps and probably hired by the RNG to taunt and murder explorers. |
Nameless |
April 6, 2005 02:57
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First comment: 29 December, 2004 |
281 comments written |
'A turn to stone'? Is there any reason a corpse wouldn't have sufficed?
All that shop needs now is a few large mimics to kill the customers... |
Nameless |
April 6, 2005 02:58
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First comment: 29 December, 2004 |
281 comments written |
...hey I wonder if the shopkeepers have to pay those things wages? |
Plague |
April 6, 2005 03:52
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First comment: 31 January, 2005 |
102 comments written |
Dudley? A shopkeep? I don't remember inducting him into the sold-the-soul-to-the-devil list. summons the other two angels to destroy the reincarnation of |
Plague |
April 6, 2005 03:52
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First comment: 31 January, 2005 |
102 comments written |
Oh, so that's what the asterisks do. :) |
Kernigh |
April 6, 2005 04:36
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First comment: 6 April, 2005 |
349 comments written |
Geckos are green,
Iguanas are brown,
If : is a ,
Then Dudley is down.
So Dudley defeats a : and is smart enough to it. (I was selling some monster corpses for two each to a , and his inventory rotted away.)
Does an Y really want to buy something which smells like crocodiles? |
Violist |
April 6, 2005 11:58
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First comment: 25 June, 2004 |
206 comments written |
The Y is after bananas, unless it's a carnivorous , in which case, it's after Dudley. The M probably wants a , those wrappings must require maintenance sometime. |
Goodgods |
April 7, 2005 03:38
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First comment: 2 March, 2005 |
13 comments written |
thankyeeewww goodniiight!
thanks for all the encouragement, and...
Its not jello
my good fellow
but as for the :
the color is yellow
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Kernigh |
September 12, 2005 23:20
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First comment: 6 April, 2005 |
349 comments written |
The Comics (33)
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ihope |
April 18, 2006 03:48
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First comment: 20 April, 2005 |
67 comments written |
Uh-uh. If there a : in that line of customers, this would have been a comic. |
Fathead |
May 4, 2006 19:52
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
But he /killed. one! |
Grognor |
April 12, 2007 05:37
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
That was a ! |
Grognor |
May 6, 2007 09:00
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
I just realized it probably would've been funnier if the monsters a Y, n, and &
(representing monsters that steal your stuff) |
HK |
September 6, 2007 22:11
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First comment: 1 June, 2007 |
309 comments written |
Now combine shops and multiplayer NetHack.... |
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