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Sunday, 19 December, 2004 by Irashta, winner of "Dudley — The Game!"
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@ "Oh yay! an aligned alter!"
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@ "Ok, I'll step east then. *sigh*"
You feel a change come over you!
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@ "Is my life a joke?!"


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Violist December 19, 2004 00:31
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Congrats Irashta! This is very amusing :)
Schnee December 19, 2004 00:57
First comment: 10 November, 2004 76 comments written
It sure looks like it is. ^^
osknockout December 19, 2004 02:02
First comment: 17 December, 2004 6 comments written
is there any particular reason he became an umber hulkUmber hulks are powerful subterranean predators whose
iron-like claws allow them to burrow through solid stone in
search of prey. They are tremendously strong; muscles bulge
beneath their thick, scaly hides and their powerful arms and
legs all end in great claws.

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?
Schnee December 19, 2004 02:34
First comment: 10 November, 2004 76 comments written
So the smiley face has a tongue sticking out.
Irashta December 19, 2004 16:54
First comment: 19 December, 2004 5 comments written
It was originally A DragonIn the West the dragon was the natural enemy of man. Although
preferring to live in bleak and desolate regions, whenever it
was seen among men it left in its wake a trail of destruction
and disease. Yet any attempt to slay this beast was a perilous
undertaking. For the dragon's assailant had to contend
not only with clouds of sulphurous fumes pouring from its fire
breathing nostrils, but also with the thrashings of its tail,
the most deadly part of its serpent-like body.
[ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ]

"One whom the dragons will speak with," he said, "that is a
dragonlord, or at least that is the center of the matter. It's
not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think.
Dragons have no masters. The question is always the same, with
a dragon: will he talk to you or will he eat you? If you can
count upon his doing the former, and not doing the latter, why
then you're a dragonlord."
        [ The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin ]

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, but I decided The Umber hulkUmber hulks are powerful subterranean predators whose
iron-like claws allow them to burrow through solid stone in
search of prey. They are tremendously strong; muscles bulge
beneath their thick, scaly hides and their powerful arms and
legs all end in great claws.

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made it more amusing
Violist December 19, 2004 21:21
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Now all you need is a farmer joke :P:P:P:P etc.
Scott - scott07@bu.edu January 13, 2005 17:58
First comment: 13 January, 2005 3 comments written
Good one!
Fathead April 13, 2006 01:56
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Eh? Did Fido have to die???
  June 23, 2006 23:31
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
yes, to reveal the trap and get out of the picture ;)
veinor@gmail.com August 10, 2006 03:33
First comment: 10 August, 2006 3 comments written
^_^
  August 10, 2006 19:23
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
He didn't spell "altarAltars are of three types:
1. In Temples. These are for Sacrifices [...]. The stone
top will have grooves for blood, and the whole will be covered
with _dry brown stains of a troubling kind_ from former
Sacrifices.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

To every man upon this earth
Death cometh soon or late;
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his gods?
        [ Lays of Ancient Rome, by Thomas B. Macaulay ]

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" properly.
Talita February 14, 2007 14:55
First comment: 7 February, 2007 20 comments written
But maybe it was an "alter" because it altered him...
Grognor April 7, 2007 06:49
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
The trap could have been a hole in the floor. After all, pets can leave corpses and you can use "turn undead" and a tripeIf you start from scratch, cooking tripe is a long-drawn-out
affair. Fresh whole tripe calls for a minimum of 12 hours of
cooking, some time-honored recipes demanding as much as 24.
To prepare fresh tripe, trim if necessary. Wash it thoroughly,
soaking overnight, and blanch, for 1/2 hour in salted water.
Wash well again, drain and cut for cooking. When cooked, the
texture of tripe should be like that of soft gristle. More
often, alas, because the heat has not been kept low enough,
it has the consistency of wet shoe leather.
        [ Joy of Cooking, by I Rombauer and M Becker ]

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to make them happy and your pet again. YAAAY!
HK June 20, 2007 18:22
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Funnyfunnyfunny. Like that one with the :-).
TK August 12, 2007 17:52
First comment: 11 August, 2007 69 comments written
Roflmfao!

And btw, Dudley, it is.
Sum Ghai January 6, 2008 18:03
First comment: 6 January, 2008 1 comments written
Kawaii. ^_^

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