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Thursday, 20 May, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
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You see here a parasol.
@ "What is that for?"


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goodgods May 20, 2004 00:38
First comment: 13 May, 2004 6 comments written
Finishing the story...

"you are now wielding a beach ball"
"you have attracted a waterDay after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.

Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, everywhere
Nor any drop to drink.
        [ The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, by Samuel Taylor
         Coleridge ]

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nymphA female creature from Roman and Greek mythology, the nymph
occupied rivers, forests, ponds, etc. A nymph's beauty is
beyond words: an ever-young woman with sleek figure and
long, thick hair, radiant skin and perfect teeth, full lips
and gentle eyes. A nymph's scent is delightful, and her
long robe glows, hemmed with golden threads and embroidered
with rainbow hues of unearthly magnificence. A nymph's
demeanour is graceful and charming, her mind quick and witty.

"Theseus felt her voice pulling him down into fathoms of
sleep.        The song was the skeleton of his dream, and the dream
was full of terror. Demon girls were after him, and a bull-
man was goring him. Everywhere there was blood. There was
pain. There was fear.        But his head was in the nymph's lap
and her musk was about him, her voice weaving the dream. He
knew then that she had been sent to tell him of something
dreadful that was to happen to him later. Her song was a
warning. But she had brought him a new kind of joy, one that
made him see everything differently. The boy, who was to
become a hero, suddenly knew then what most heroes learn
later -- and some too late -- that joy blots suffering and
that the road to nymphs is beset by monsters."
[ The Minotaur by Bernard Evslin ]

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!"
#chat "Wanna play volleyball?"
"The waterDay after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.

Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, everywhere
Nor any drop to drink.
        [ The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, by Samuel Taylor
         Coleridge ]

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nymphA female creature from Roman and Greek mythology, the nymph
occupied rivers, forests, ponds, etc. A nymph's beauty is
beyond words: an ever-young woman with sleek figure and
long, thick hair, radiant skin and perfect teeth, full lips
and gentle eyes. A nymph's scent is delightful, and her
long robe glows, hemmed with golden threads and embroidered
with rainbow hues of unearthly magnificence. A nymph's
demeanour is graceful and charming, her mind quick and witty.

"Theseus felt her voice pulling him down into fathoms of
sleep.        The song was the skeleton of his dream, and the dream
was full of terror. Demon girls were after him, and a bull-
man was goring him. Everywhere there was blood. There was
pain. There was fear.        But his head was in the nymph's lap
and her musk was about him, her voice weaving the dream. He
knew then that she had been sent to tell him of something
dreadful that was to happen to him later. Her song was a
warning. But she had brought him a new kind of joy, one that
made him see everything differently. The boy, who was to
become a hero, suddenly knew then what most heroes learn
later -- and some too late -- that joy blots suffering and
that the road to nymphs is beset by monsters."
[ The Minotaur by Bernard Evslin ]

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has stolen your beach ball"
"you read the scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone,
With many a scalding tear and many a groan,
When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand,
Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand.
I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd
Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd--
I caught a finger: but the downward weight
O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate
The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst
The comfortable sun. I was athirst
To search the book, and in the warming air
Parted its dripping leaves with eager care.
Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on
My soul page after page, till well-nigh won
Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied,
I read these words, and read again, and tried
My eyes against the heavens, and read again.
        [ Endymion, by John Keats ]

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DUAM XNAHT"
"a towerTowers (_brooding_, _dark_) stand alone in Waste Areas and
almost always belong to Wizards. All are several stories high,
round, doorless, virtually windowless, and composed of smooth
blocks of masonry that make them very hard to climb. [...]
You will have to go to a Tower and then break into it at some
point towards the end of your Tour.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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of flame erupts"
"your +2 swimtrunks smolder"
"you are now wielding a parasol"
"you have opened the parasol"

@ "good thing I applied sunscreen already"
sid77 May 20, 2004 08:32
First comment: 15 April, 2004 15 comments written
whoa! the dudley dungeon adventure show!
(just because is a nice thing to continue the strip ;)
mark May 20, 2004 13:47
First comment: 20 May, 2004 2 comments written
yeah watchThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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out for the sun :D
Robert Barber, Tamer of a Digital One September 29, 2004 00:58
First comment: 28 September, 2004 64 comments written
I don't remember there being a beach in Nethack!
Knight October 3, 2004 04:13
First comment: 3 October, 2004 1 comments written
I don't recall there being sunlight underground...
cg March 20, 2005 17:17
First comment: 20 March, 2005 9 comments written
well, it's the flames of hell that lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter,
lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling
foes.

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the juiblexLittle is known about the Faceless Lord, even the correct
spelling of his name. He does not have a physical form as
we know it, and those who have peered into his realm claim
he is a slime-like creature who swallows other creatures
alive, spits acidic secretions, and causes disease in his
victims which can be almost instantly fatal.

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level from above
drachefly April 13, 2005 00:09
First comment: 12 April, 2005 9 comments written
psst - JuiblexLittle is known about the Faceless Lord, even the correct
spelling of his name. He does not have a physical form as
we know it, and those who have peered into his realm claim
he is a slime-like creature who swallows other creatures
alive, spits acidic secretions, and causes disease in his
victims which can be almost instantly fatal.

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's swamp is in darkness.
  May 21, 2005 02:23
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Erm, JuiblexLittle is known about the Faceless Lord, even the correct
spelling of his name. He does not have a physical form as
we know it, and those who have peered into his realm claim
he is a slime-like creature who swallows other creatures
alive, spits acidic secretions, and causes disease in his
victims which can be almost instantly fatal.

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is under Hell?

Whew.
Fathead April 5, 2006 21:05
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Ehrm, what are those }s? No don't answer that.
Grognor April 6, 2007 09:31
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
It would take about 600 scrolls of lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter,
lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling
foes.

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to get a tan in a beach in the Dungeons of Doom.
HK June 5, 2007 16:27
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
A beach in the dungeon?
r@ser July 10, 2007 17:23
First comment: 9 July, 2007 17 comments written
Maybe is for the acid rain...
Grognor July 11, 2007 00:29
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Hey, why is the beach ball a )?

I should hit somebody with a beach ball and see what happens!

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