Dudley's dungeon



Friday, 18 January, 2008 by Richante
Cromwell casts Cone 
of Cold!            
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G "Prepare yourself, Rodney!"
Cromwell zaps a wand
of digging.         
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Oh no! It's using   
the touch of death! 
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G "It'll take more than a touch of death to kill me!"
Oh no! It's using   
a lot of death!     
Cromwell dies...    
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@ "Flee, worthless wizards. You are powerless against my perfect stats and superiour items."
Ogden gives you a   
chest.              
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@ "I"
Apply what?         
j - iron hook       
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@ "HATE"
You pull in the     
Wizard of Yendor!   
D - Wizard of Yendor
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@ "WIZARDS"
Apply what?         
E - chest           
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@ "LIKE"
Put in what?        
D - Wizard of Yendor
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@ "YOU!"
You cast wizard     
lock!               
Klunk!              
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@ "That'll teach you to make your tower no-teleport!"
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@ "Moral of the story: It doesn't matter if you have good items or bad items..."
The green slime     
touches you! You    
don't feel very well
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@ "...The RNG can kill you whenever it feels like it."
Thank you for reading.


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