Dudley's dungeon



Monday, 3 September, 2007 by Skyrock
Minetown,           
Watch Station       
                    
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Dudley the Valkyrie 
@ "What about when the orc punched through the door?"
                    
                    
                    
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@ "He was probably on yellow slime mold. Broke every bone in his hand and wouldn't feel it for hours."
The watchman hits!  
The orc seems       
unaffected.         
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@ "There he is!"
                    
                    
                    
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@ "Don't worry Miss Connor, I'll take care oooo..."
                    
You flee.           
                    
                    
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o "I'll be back!"
                    
The orc triggers a  
fire trap!          
                    
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@ "Pew..."
                    
The orc turns into  
an iron golem!      
                    
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@ "WTF?"
The iron golem      
triggers a rolling  
boulder trap!       
                    
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@ "You're terminated, fucker."
That's what time-traveling cyborg assassins would like in NetHack...


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