Dudley's dungeon



Thursday, 2 August, 2007 by Dol
                    
                    
                    
                    
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@ "So, where dost thou sacrifice the Amulet?"
@ "On the Astral Plane."
The wizard of Yendor
stole the Amulet of 
Yendor!             
                    
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@ "Ha! So long, sucker! Hey...'tis not on my level teleport list! Curses!"
                    
                    
                    
                    
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@ "Correct. You can only get there by following me."
@ "Cannot be!"
                    
                    
                    
                    
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@ "Sorry, pal...say, you've never ascended?"
@ "Never! And I started in Hack 1.0.2!"
                    
                    
                    
                    
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@ "Even worse than my record! What if we hacked you an ascension together?"
@ "Really?"
                    
                    
                    
                    
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@ "Yep. But you must come with me through the portals. Not that easy, unless..."
                    
                    
                    
                    
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@ "Unless what?"
@ "I think I have an idea."
What do you want to 
use? l - a leash    
                    
                    
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@ "Pox on thee, wretched cretin!"
@ "Oh, come on..."


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