Dudley's dungeon



Thursday, 26 July, 2007 by L
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& "I have some mail for you."
@ "From 'Mike the Curate.' Hmm..."
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@ "'Dear Dudley, there's something I don't understand...'"
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KABLAMM! A nearby wall explodes!
d "Never fear! I'll field this one!"
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@ "I thought I left you to guard my stash on DL4."
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d "Eh, there's plenty more uncursed gain ability potions where they came from."
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d "Now let me cure this curator's conundrum, can I?"
@ "But it's addressed to ME!"
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d "Of course it is. 'Dear Du - Dogley, there's something I don't understand.'"
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d "'How come yo - Dudley kept turning FiDo into a dragon with such regularity?'"
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d "Well, fellow archeologist..."
@ "Um, he's a curate, not a curator."
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d "The answer is very simple. It's this neat new wand they invented called..."
                    
                    
                    
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d "The wand of shift key."
@ "How'd you make that fancy explosion en-
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d "It turns dogs into dragons, xorns into xans, and makes imps invisible."
                    
                    
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d "But Dudley doesn't use it very much anymore..."
@ "Oh, no..."
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d "After that horrible moment of accidentally mistaking it for a wand of striking..."
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@ "Don't say it!"
d "...in a leprechaun hall."
d "Until next time, boys and girls!"
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