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Officer Tehiezel
K "Nasty place this dungeon, let me tell you. There are weapons literally lying around."
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K "Crimes are all too common — fights, theft, prostitution, even murder! You name it."
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K "These adventurers have no respect for the law — not even those so-called lawfuls!"
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K "And guess what? We're lucky up here. On the lower levels you need the ARMY! It's just..."
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K "See? Asidonhopo's store is around the corner. I bet it's some shoplifting rogue again."
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You throw a cream
pie. The cream pie
hits Dudley!
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K "OK, you little rascal! Stop right there — and don't try anything funny!"
@ "Aiee!"
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You hit Dudley!
Asidonhopo zaps a
wand. Dudley is hit!
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K "Thanks, Asidonhopo. Kids today...they just don't stop until you zap them."
@ "No problem."
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You hit Dudley!
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@ "Ow!"
K "Boss, the camera is on..."
K "Bah, I'll make them cut it out later."
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You close the door.
You lock the door.
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K "...you have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, tough luck..."
@ "Hrmph."
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K "And so it goes on. Another day in the dungeon."
@ "Wasn't this supposed to be MY show?!"
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